A Pair Of Balls

[threeminutesboy]

great guitars, congrats

 

[bkrumme]

Just got the Albert Lee friday.
Both guitars cover a large range of tonai possibilities View attachment 7719
I'm still missing a SSS AL.
Will owning a third ball make me a freak?

Congrats on the new AL! Love the finish on that one.

x>0 # of Balls = Awesome

At the risk of looking way too geeky, here is a shell script for the ball acquisition process:

#/bin/sh

start

if [ ${balls} = 0 ]; then
echo "You need more balls!"
if [ ${cash} > ${ballprice} ]; then
/bin/buymoreballs
else
/bin/savecash
fi
else
if [ ${balls} > 0 ]; then
echo "You need more balls!"
if [ ${cash} > ${ballprice} ]; then
/bin/buymoreballs
else
/bin/savecash
fi
fi

goto start

the more of our stuff you have the more awesomely freaky you become.

I think this is my new favorite Big Poppa quote

 

[fbecir]

Will owning a third ball make me a freak?

Well, you already have two different balls (different shapes, different colors), so I am sorry to tell you : you are already a freak. Thus a third ball will not change your case.

(I have 3 Balls )

 

[isaactmeyer]

a third one will make you a freak.. but is that a bad thing

 

[Heeboja]

Life's too short. Grow some balls and get more balls! There's no such thing as too many Balls. That is like dividing with zero. Math error!
Math talk:
The number of Balls you own is straight comparative to how awesome you are. Here is the function:
f(x)=2x , f(x) = the number of balls you own, x = how awesome you are
lim(x->~) = ~
<=> When the number of Balls converges infinite the function grows infintely, thus making no possible limit to the number of balls you can have.

There. It's been proven.

 

[agt]

Three Balls will indeed make you a freak. Go for four. Better yet, go for more than four.

 

[tornandfrayed]

Zoomby, one of the best looking als i've seen, great 25th too!