A Thank You Poem For Big Poppa

[BigBallz]

(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)


Well, let me tell ya a story, 'boute a man named Sterling,
Who works in a factory, keeps all the tools a whirling.

He builds all the Basses, that we all love to play,
Then one day, says theres got to be a better way.

BONGO, that is....Thunder in your hands.
So he loaded up the trucks, and moved the factory.

So all the basses, guitars, strings and such,
Are still skillfully being made, where the sun shines so much.

Down on the head of the C.E.O.,
That's Sterling Ball for ya,


Way to go!!

 

[Psycho Ward]

Does your stuff come in six packs?

 

[BigBallz]

Six pack carriers...I am a wine drinker...Merlot..... With an ocasional Martini.....

 

[Freddy-G.]

B+

But keep your day job

 

[BigBallz]

Everybodys a critic!

 

[Figjam]

I wasnt aware that the movement changed where the basses were being made..?

 

[BigBallz]

Movement as in music movement, or the physical movement to a new factory?

 

[Psycho Ward]

Jack has said that the basses are still made in SLO.

 

[BigBallz]

oh....my bad... I have "altered" poem. Critics.....

 

[Figjam]

Heh, quite a different ending now

 

[Freddy-G.]

Just one more alteration. If you change "slowly" to "carefully" or "skillfully", you might just have a classic on your hands.

Good work, BB.

 

[Figjam]

I didnt like that diction as well.

Meticulously works too.

 

[BigBallz]

Critics!!! sheesh......

 

[TSanders]

Jim. Rock on wit yo bad self. I liked it.

 

[Big Poppa]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Where is Urwordsbreakme?

 

[BigBallz]

I give up......sigh.....

 

[Dr Stankface]

It was beautiful BB.

Andrew

 

[BigBallz]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Where is Urwordsbreakme?

Eh Tu... BP....Eh Tu...?

 

[Figjam]

I believe the expression is

'et tu'?

 

[PatAttack]

or et toi in French