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Golem

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Mahlon said:
Jack, I've always wondered. Does the moon appear to be upside down???
Look who you askin..... Try it for yourself: put your sox on your ears, wear your shirt for shorts, hat for shoes, etc, and then go howl at the moon. See if it howls back upside down or not.

Actually, it not only looks upside down by our northern standard, but pitcher this: On [and near] the equator the moon will rise 'right side up' at the horizon, rise straight up [no angled climb up the sky], pass thru zenith [now is it upside right or downside up when crossing thru zenith?] then go 'upside down' and to decend 'head first' to set 'upside down' at the opposite horizon. And this will happen with or without alchohol, canabis, coca, or twinkies. Of course the equatorial view of rightside up would, to someone from New Jersey, look like a moon laying on its side.

Got that? No? OK. Go get 32 balls of kite string, an olive, a watermellon, a blimp, a very powerful flashlight, a dog, a pony, and a person from New Jersy. Time for Show-and-Tell.
 
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Moondog

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Golem - put the bottle down and step away
LOL

I've never seen the moon lying on its side
Anyone else from Jersey see this :)
 

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Golem said:
Look who you askin..... Try it for yourself: put your sox on your ears, wear your shirt for shorts, hat for shoes, etc, and then go howl at the moon. See if it howls back upside down or not.

Actually, it not only looks upside down by our northern standard, but pitcher this: On [and near] the equator the moon will rise 'right side up' at the horizon, rise straight up [no angled climb up the sky], pass thru zenith [now is it upside right or downside up when crossing thru zenith?] then go 'upside down' and to decend 'head first' to set 'upside down' at the opposite horizon. And this will happen with or without alchohol, canabis, coca, or twinkies. Of course the equatorial view of rightside up would, to someone from New Jersey, look like a moon laying on its side.

Got that? No? OK. Go get 32 balls of kite string, an olive, a watermellon, a blimp, a very powerful flashlight, a dog, a pony, and a person from New Jersy. Time for Show-and-Tell.

Golem, you have to cut down on whatever it is you're taking, or your hairy palms will be your smallest problem.
 

bovinehost

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That midget, so far, has been nothing but trouble. I guess he was stuck in the box for a while, so he was whining and griping about having to go to the bathroom, needing food, water, and he went medieval when we discovered the batteries in the TV remote were dead.

Gots me a nice EBMM banner, though. Now THAT is going up tonight.

But hey, while I'm thinking about it. what kind of state has a STATE LAW that makes it illegal to sell liquor on 2 January? WTF?

Ah well, I'm operating on about two hours sleep here, and none of that was really good sleep, thanks to American Airlines (Tool of the Devil).

Thanks, Stevie!
 

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Thanks and congrats on your new Bongo (even if you didn't buy it from me)!

Sleep? Yeah, I'll go down early tonight (to sleep, you pervs, I'm all alone here except for the midget and he's not my type) but for now I'm slurping coffee and answering emails and catching up with you whackos.
 

Steve Dude Barr

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Gots me a nice EBMM banner, though. Now THAT is going up tonight.

Found it on eBay and thought it just belonged on the Scream Parlor wall bro!!

As far as the midget goes, it's actually a hermaphrodite and quite versatile.
 
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