Are You Bringing A Female Person to Dallas?

[bovinehost]

Or perhaps you're meeting one here? Well, be they wife, girlfriend or that special cousin (for you guys from W. Virginia), they might be asking you, "What should I wear to this Hyatt thingy?"

I got some emails this morning so I thought it might be a good idea to address this here in public, without shame, directly and openly. Being a man, I would never think to ask, say, SmallEQ what he was wearing to Denny's or the Lone Star Road House, but women sometimes apparently care about these things.

So herewith I tell you what my fabulous wife will be wearing:

"a casual dress and pumps."

Okay, that's what she told me to write down and I've done it.

 

[roburado]

I guess I should shave my legs.

What the heck does that mean, anyway? "Pumps"?

So good being a guy and not giving a damn.

 

[dkassenbrock]

Hey Jack,
The wife/better half decided to sit this one out (last minute, I know) So for the count , it'll be me, and me only. If that is not enough, SWA just tagged me to fly a trip on Friday, so I'll miss the bbq/knucklehead jam . I'll be there for the festivities on Saturday. See ya'll on Sat. afternoon -Capt. Don

 

[bassmonkey]

Yes, and she's a strictly jeans and t-shirt/blouse/casual top kind of gal.

 

[Beth]

I was gonna go casual on Friday night and a little dressier on Saturday night. Don't forget to pluck your eyebrows, y'all.

 

[phatduckk]

speaking of how we're dressing n stuff... can i just wear converse w/ jeans n a non-"WTF" tshirt ?

i guess im asking "do we need to have buttons on our shirts?"

 

[roburado]

Thongs too, please. Got to eliminate those unsightly panty lines.

 

[NorM]

The Squeeze is looking forward to wearing something nice. Thank You for the heads up.

 

[jeffrey]

My woman isn't coming, just me.

 

[bassmonkeee]

My woman isn't coming, just me.

Me, too. She told me to have fun and stay out of jail. When I told her I'd try, she simply said, "That's all I ever ask."


You guys still planning to grab some Mexican food tomorrow afternoon-ish? I want in. I'll buy you non-alcoholic drinks!

Sports car! Sports car!

 

[jchalas]

My woman isn't coming, just me.

Selfish!
Janice

 

[RitchieDarling]

Do I even own anything nice?

Boarding passes printed, bag packed, iPod charged.


I'm ready! Supposed to hit Dallas at 3:20pm....


See ya there!


Ritchie

 

[jeffrey]

Selfish!
Janice

Nah.

She wanted to come, but we have 3 dogs, 2 cats and 2 saltwater aquariums.

It would've cost us more than I'm paying for the hotel room to have them taken care of.

So in short, she didn't want to come THAT bad.

That, and she gets to take a lot more trips than I do, I never get to go anywhere.

 

[Big Poppa]

Geez Im getting excited for the Prison Party....what there are going to be 147 guys and girls....