francric
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You gotta fight, for your right, to play a Muuuuusic Man..................
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darchirnoj
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At their next openhouse, mm owner's could be photo'd holding up their mms and the caption can read, "Be a part of something.........and have a BALL doing it!" You know, kind of like a big family thing.
Warg Master
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Music Man RULES!
-Warg
-Warg
Sherry SK8
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bee gees - Stingray 5
To The Bee Gee's Stayin' Alive:
You can tell by the 4 and 1 headstock
I’ve got a Music Man: I know how to rock
Music loud and women warm, rosewood or maple
fingerboard
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
But that Ballzee tone’s a MusicMan
Pickguard’s abalone, endorsees named Tony
It’s a Stingray 5, Stingray 5
Feel the active 3-band-flick it with your pick hand
cause it’s a Stingray 5 Stingray 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Singray 5, Stingray 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stingray 5 wooh!!!
To The Bee Gee's Stayin' Alive:
You can tell by the 4 and 1 headstock
I’ve got a Music Man: I know how to rock
Music loud and women warm, rosewood or maple
fingerboard
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
But that Ballzee tone’s a MusicMan
Pickguard’s abalone, endorsees named Tony
It’s a Stingray 5, Stingray 5
Feel the active 3-band-flick it with your pick hand
cause it’s a Stingray 5 Stingray 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Singray 5, Stingray 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stingray 5 wooh!!!
TwAn
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"Hell hath no fury like a MusicMan scorned..."
Big Poppa
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Why a Music Man is better than a dog......
They dont shed
They get along with cats AND mailmen
they dont die in ten years
they are housebroken
they dont sniff your guests crotches
They Never hump your leg
they dont make giant yellow splotches on you lawn
They dont shed
They get along with cats AND mailmen
they dont die in ten years
they are housebroken
they dont sniff your guests crotches
They Never hump your leg
they dont make giant yellow splotches on you lawn
Big Poppa
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Why Music Man's are better than men
They dont hog the remote control
They never ask you to pull their finger
They never say, "Honey, Light a match"
they dont snore
they can keep a gig
Their idea of foreplay lasts the entire first set
You can get rid of them on Ebay
They actually stay the same weight as when you first met them. (applies to women too)
they dont always compare you to their mother
they never come home late reeking of smoke beer and perfume and want to "cuddle"
a music man's toilet seat is always DOWN
you can trust them with you sister
They dont hog the remote control
They never ask you to pull their finger
They never say, "Honey, Light a match"
they dont snore
they can keep a gig
Their idea of foreplay lasts the entire first set
You can get rid of them on Ebay
They actually stay the same weight as when you first met them. (applies to women too)
they dont always compare you to their mother
they never come home late reeking of smoke beer and perfume and want to "cuddle"
a music man's toilet seat is always DOWN
you can trust them with you sister
Big Poppa
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Why a Music Man is better than a woman
They never ask you if their butt looks big
they never want to talk to you about meaningless things when you are in the last chapter of a riveting mystery
THey never have "book club"
They still look good in a bikini
they require ZERO shoes
they dont hog the bathroom counter with mirrors and countless creams and goop
you like all of their friends
they never have a headache
They are never late
you can take them ANYWHERE
You dont care if your best friend keeps staring at your Music Man
They never make you go to sappy movies
They could care less about Oprah
they actually get better with age
You never have to take them shopping or buy them jewels.
Ok now Ive been an equal opportunity attack orr dogs and amen and women...It felt good!
They never ask you if their butt looks big
they never want to talk to you about meaningless things when you are in the last chapter of a riveting mystery
THey never have "book club"
They still look good in a bikini
they require ZERO shoes
they dont hog the bathroom counter with mirrors and countless creams and goop
you like all of their friends
they never have a headache
They are never late
you can take them ANYWHERE
You dont care if your best friend keeps staring at your Music Man
They never make you go to sappy movies
They could care less about Oprah
they actually get better with age
You never have to take them shopping or buy them jewels.
Ok now Ive been an equal opportunity attack orr dogs and amen and women...It felt good!
heavymetaljames
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Lol!!.........................................BP 
What fantastic use of equal opportunities!!!!
What fantastic use of equal opportunities!!!!
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Sherry SK8
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Beth said:
Thanks for the props Beth!
Now I know that BP is an equal opportunist; I LOL 'd about why a Music Man is better than a dog. Then I applauded as I read why it's better than a man, but then 'why a Music Man is better than a women?' This calls for a response and we women must unite as forumites!
BTW when I said the other day that we women are too mature to make silly 'ball' jokes, Beth and I had already exhausted all those in private messages. We work for the company so we must maintain a level of propriety and virtuous virgin-like integrity.
bovinehost
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I'm glad I didn't have any liquid in my mouth when I read that.
Sherry SK8
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heavymetaljames said:Lol!!.........................................BP
What fantastic use of equal opportunities!!!!
BP has it all figured out!
I read the part about hogging the remote and thought he was talking about a women (because I hog the remote to watch hockey so Mike can't change it to 'Flip This House') and then read the one about the whole first set being foreplay. I was impressed. I thought "BP is a liberated male!!" Then I thought the other part was about a man when it said about shoes cause of BP's comment: "Music man-because Poppa needs shoes"
I'll get it figured out.
Sherry SK8
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Big Poppa said:Why a Music Man is better than a dog......
To the tune of "Memphis Blues Again" Bob Dylan:
verse: But me I expected it to happen,
I knew he'd lost control
when he built a stadium at NAMM show
and shot down his dirigible
"OOOOOHHH Poppa!! Could this really be the EEEEnd??
To be lost inside the NAMM show with EB's beer tap concealed again
puppyonacid
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A Morse a Morse, my Gibson for a Morse!
I don't actually own a Gibson.................but if I did, I'd want a Morse!
I don't actually own a Gibson.................but if I did, I'd want a Morse!
jazzbo jim
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Come on home child he said with a smile
You don't have to love me and let's get high a while
But try to understand, try to understand,
Try try try to understand........
I'm a Music Man ....ahhhh...I'm a Music Man (etc...........)
You don't have to love me and let's get high a while
But try to understand, try to understand,
Try try try to understand........
I'm a Music Man ....ahhhh...I'm a Music Man (etc...........)
robelinda2
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i sold a 1976 Ibanez les paul to fund my Luke, my first ball. who could forsee the ball-age to happen. it was heavy too.
adouglas
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Big Poppa said:
OMG! BP made a TOILET SEAT JOKE???
