Ballad of the lonely Balls!

[RitchieDarling]

It's so sad. These poor unfortunate Balls have no home. They just sit there waiting for some knucklehead to take them home and love them forever.

So sad......so... (sniff....) sad..............

Won't someone see it in thier heart to give them a good home?

Ritchie

 

[Jodizzle]

Ritchie ...
who makes those sweet display cases for you .. those would look great in my condo ... hmmm

 

[Colin]

those display units are great

 

[Eggman]

Ritchie - are those at Pops?

 

[RitchieDarling]

Ritchie ...
who makes those sweet display cases for you .. those would look great in my condo ... hmmm

those display units are great

The crew at Pop's had those special made to keep their Balls safe from the rabble!

Ritchie - are those at Pops?

Yes, it is the current stock. I can't believe that 2006 LE hasn't sold yet......

R

 

[silverburst]

That 2006 LE is a fingerprint magnet, so it is a good to keep it behind glass.

 

[carpedebass]

Poor little lonely things. I'd sure like to adopt 'em!

 

[tkarter]

There aren't any bongos suffering that fate.

tk

 

[RitchieDarling]

There aren't any bongos suffering that fate.

tk

That's true.

But then again, something as exotic as a Bongo would probably leave the local Fender Zombies scratching their heads in wonder!

R

 

[carpedebass]

That's true.

But then again, something as exotic as a Bongo would probably leave the local Fender Zombies scratching their heads in wonder!

R

Fender? What's a Fender?

 

[ErlendDL]

Fender

 

[RitchieDarling]

Actual statement made by Fender Zombie after I had demonstrated the Sterling.

"Weeeeyyyyalllll, dat dere Sterrrrlin' shore is purty. But, I'ma gonna git dat Squaaaar ona counna it's made bah Feeenderrr"

And then, I had to go retch for a while..............

R

 

[carpedebass]

You guys are nuts! Nuts, I tell ya'! NUTS!

 

[strummer]

Actual statement made by Fender Zombie after I had demonstrated the Sterling.

"Weeeeyyyyalllll, dat dere Sterrrrlin' shore is purty. But, I'ma gonna git dat Squaaaar ona counna it's made bah Feeenderrr"

And then, I had to go retch for a while..............

R

To quote Cracker:

M is for mullet
O is for the Oil they put in your truck
T is for T-bird,
T is for winged lizard
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs
R and is for...
Redneck