Bass Player rules for friday

[kbaim]

Rule#1

Never upstage the guitar player.

 

[bassmonkeee]

I thought rule #1 was "Always make sure the guitar player is level so the drool is evenly distributed between both sides of his mouth."


EDIT: Apparently, rule #2 is "Buy the guitar player a calender so he knows it's Thursday."

 

[AnthonyD]

Guitar players?






What guitar players!?

 

[SteveB]

EDIT: Apparently, rule #2 is "Buy the guitar player a calender so he knows it's Thursday."

monkee...

I bleeb Keith was talking about Friday, September 16, 2005... the night of the Knucklehead Band at the SLO country club.

 

[bassmonkeee]

monkee...

I bleeb Keith was talking about Friday, September 16, 2005... the night of the Knucklehead Band at the SLO country club.

Yeah, I'm sure he was. But, since it wasn't explicit, I thought I'd add another zinger.



Besides, I still cry myself to sleep that I can't be there.

 

[SteveB]

If I do end up playing that night, anyone can feel free to upstage me. I'll be so nervous I probably won't have much stage presence.. I'll be happy to make it through the songs without messing up, or getting GONGED!

 

[bovinehost]

Fear Biff's Gong.

It is relentless and knows no mercy.

aiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[shamus63]

I'm no Vic Wooten...but I'm no Danny Partridge, either. Guitarists: better have your game on for the classic rock segments!

BTW, if by "upstaging" you mean going the Joe Nerve/Bovine/PsychoWard route...no worries here. The stage is all yours.

 

[kbaim]

Rule #2
Stage Gas


Minimum 7 1/2 feet away from guitar player if that be the case

 

[SteveB]

Rule #2
Stage Gas


Minimum 7 1/2 feet away from guitar player if that be the case

Or 4 feet and downwind..

 

[phatduckk]

Rule#1
Never upstage the guitar player.

dont be scurred ...
LoL

 

[bovinehost]

I don't imagine Dudley or Jon or NorM are worried about being upstaged by ME.

They might be a little worried about that drummer, though.

 

[shamus63]

Who's the drummer(s) for the evening?

 

[tommyindelaware]

I'm no Vic Wooten...but I'm no Danny Partridge, either. Guitarists: better have your game on for the classic rock segments!

BTW, if by "upstaging" you mean going the Joe Nerve/Bovine/PsychoWard route...no worries here. The stage is all yours.

clothes are manditory.....not optional....

yo shamus.....you up on alot of early allman bros. ????

 

[Psycho Ward]

clothes are manditory.....not optional....

That's going to kill a lot of fun... for me anyway...

 

[Derek]

Who's the drummer(s) for the evening?

John Ferraro( Larry Carlton,Biff Babys)

Great guy.......

 

[Psycho Ward]

Since I hate to fly my gear anymore could somebody secure an instrument for me?

B3's are too much trouble but I can play the beer bottle, that's right the beer bottle. I prefer the long neck Bud bottle, the Heinehen bottle doesn't have a good tone, but I'll work with whatever I can get.

This is not a joke! I've been a bottleist for many years.

I've thought about sending David Letterman a video for the "stupid human tricks" segment but I'm holding out for an endorsement from Budweiser.

 

[shamus63]

clothes are manditory.....not optional....

yo shamus.....you up on alot of early allman bros. ????

Send me a wish-list of AB songs you want to cover; I'll let you know what I've got down and what I can find on Napster/Yahoo Music.

BTW, does anybody know the guitar/bass ratio? I know that I'm hooked up with Mike Teves for his set, but if bass is outnumbered, we can have a revolving bass list.

Of course, we're in trouble if the bassturds outnumber the geetards...may have to do "Big Bottom"!

 

[shamus63]

Anybody up for "Groove Me" ala Blues Brothers?

 

[shamus63]

John Ferraro( Larry Carlton,Biff Babys)

Great guy.......

Cool! If he plays with Larry Carlton, he'll keep us bass players in check!