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Batchelorhood strikes again!!!

My wife went to Ireland last year with her sister. It didn't take long before every piece of bass gear I own was littering up the livingroom. I was in some kind of bass heaven.


I rather liked the decor but it all returned to where it was upon her arrival home. Enjoy the short lived bachelorhood.....it may be fun while it lasts but it is wonderful when it's over.
 
Steve Dude Barr said:
You do know she's got all the neighbors watching ya right??
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Hell, where do you think the neighbours are when my girls are away???

We have a houseful of nurses on one side of us and on the other lives two sisters who are pole dancers for a living. They come over and practice their new routines at my place so I can tell them whether they are getting right!!!!!
 
Lefty..must tell me where you live dude! Seeing as far as i can remember we are in the same area...


...second thoughts....maybe i know your neighbours from last week...... :confused:
 
Big Poppa said:
lefty

when is the family going away again? maybe we can have an open house at your place.
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Isn't there still a few spaces open for this years? Most women can take off their clothes...but pole dancing to THE SCORPIONS takes practice and dedication.
 
kbaim said:
Isn't there still a few spaces open for this years? Most women can take off their clothes...but pole dancing to THE SCORPIONS takes practice and dedication.
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Unfortunately, this years only has ONE space.

2006 - one space
2007 - one space
2008 - one space

By the way, did I mention that the two sisters were aged 68 and 72?

and that the nurses were all male?

Still on for the London Open House??

:D :p
 
Well..we could give it a go....im sure some guys wouldnt mind a more mature experienced lady.....(runs to the loo to throw up)......
 
BradBassMan said:
Well..we could give it a go....im sure some guys wouldnt mind a more mature experienced lady.....(runs to the loo to throw up)......
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Ok, just in case the British sense of humour (which relys 95% on sarcasm) does not translate across the pond, I would just like to point out to the forumites, that there are no parties, nurses nor any pole dancers. There is only a small number of beer cans in the trash.

The only DVD's I have had in are Pulp Fiction and Little Britain Series One.

I have only had one guinea pig die so far (and he died the day after the girls left, so I am not taking any blame for that demise!)

Tonight I am going to football (QPR vs Ipswich)

I gigged Friday, Saturday and Sunday and I am too knackered to live a true batchelor life at this moment in time!!

I just want some sleep.
 
Thanks for clearing that one up, us british do rely heavily on sarcasm...hope the gigs went well...got a few of my own coming up soon so the party lifestyle will well and truly have worn me out by this time next week... :(
 
BradBassMan said:
Thanks for clearing that one up, us british do rely heavily on sarcasm...hope the gigs went well...got a few of my own coming up soon so the party lifestyle will well and truly have worn me out by this time next week... :(
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Three weddings and a funeral - though the funeral was only one of my girl's giunea pig's, but that was a very low key affair, just me and him and a little patch of earth at the bottom of the garden.

Wedding crowds are very different week in week out. Some times you are busting your balls from 9-11 to get them to dance, but come 1am they won't let you get off stage, other nights, we are left playing to the bar staff by 11 as all the guests had gone home!!
 
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