cyoungnashville
Chief Fanboi-ardee
Yesterday was the bongo6's first day on the job. This thing is gy-fric-ken-norm-mussly HUUUUUGE!!!!. -90db pads were kicked in everywhere in series with each other, just to get her tone stuffed thru a 16 channel xlr snake feeding into the control room. Million dollar Tad-Kinosheto 30" subwoofers were thrashing about, blowing over lava lamps, and small interns. Candles simply stood no chance. Nashville's entire power district went to defcon 2 and reserve grids were standing by, fearing an eminent attack by al-quada. The control room air conditioning was switched off for all were cooled by the pearl blue SPL breeze. Every time i hit the b string, the gourmet, 3 named (first, middle, last) engineer's mohawk bowed submissively, taking the form of donald trump's combover without choice, or hesitation. That seemed quite amusing to me for some reason, so I played every song in B. After the first song, I was fired. I went home, watched Springer and drank beer with my mom while the bongo stayed and finished the session for me. It was a great day, and I highly recommend the EBMM Pearl Blue Bongo6. (after estimated damages to studio, i still came out with $71.09. Unfortunately, mom drank $75 worth of beer)
