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Big Poppa

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Hello Kids

It is with mixed feelings that I let you know that I will be leaving and retiring.

While I have enjoyed my stay here and meeting all of you a signifigant event just happened and I must follow my heart.

I have just recieved an email from a high rankng Lagos Attorney that has selected me out of the blue to recieve 20 million dollars.

Ill be sticking around until the check clears and the ADIOS BABY!

Your pal BP
 
mynan

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Congrats...It's been real...this isn't about that Sterling 5 thread, is it?

I'll wait to respond further...
 
eegor

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aw, come on! you could at least stay around as just a regular person.

oh well. congratulations on the 20 mil.
 
T-bone

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I got the same email! As soon as my check clears I'll join you. Or better yet, I'll buy your company. ;)


tbone
 
mynan

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I work part-time at my church as their tech guy and we get those almost weekly stating that some African dignitary died and his wife wants to donate a large sum of money to the church. The funny thing is always reaction of the occasional church staff person that falls for it.
 
Big Poppa

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Wait I cant believe my luck I just got another one for 32million from the NIgeria ministry of finance!!!!!!!

Im going to order that Ferrari and start building my Bahama dream house just in anticipation of getting all of this money and freedom!!!!!!!!

I am just going to go on a spending spree....tummy tuck, post rehab starlet, start doing drugs, get a possee of really good and loyal friends to go everywhere with me!!!!!!!

I promise you that when I get both of these checks that I will seem just the same to you except for the jewelry.
 
bovinehost

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mynan said:
...this isn't about that Sterling 5 thread, is it?
Click to expand...

I'm sure that was at least a part of it, but you have to realize that this is a big opportunity for BP, who has always secretly wanted to give it all up and retire to Belgium, where his penchant for stamp collecting is revered and respected - not like here, where people point and snicker.

Also, while people call Sterling various things (most of which the forum bad word filter will reject) such as "Biff" or "BP" or "Pops" and so on, his closest friends know him as "The Waffle King", and I think you'll agree that there is no better place than Belgium for The Waffle King.

I myself hope to hire on as Chief Syrup Pourer and Buttboy and live out my golden years serving club soda and ironing loud, garish shirts.

Jack
 
KennethB

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How about covering yourself in 14k gold like Homer here? :

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fidooda

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fullback? Argentinian woman football team? i hope your are just talking about how they should dress :)
 
slucas

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Man BP for a moment there my heart sunk. Don't ever leave, REALLY!!
 
bovinehost

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You can call me Tattoo......



















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....if you'll buy me Tatu.

Jacku
 
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