Bp Leaving The Forum

[Bass-sic]

I forgot I won that today too.....

Wow...you are one lucky guy...LOL

(Actually I do feel like I won a real sweepstakes, just getting the oppurtunity to go to the Knucklehead Party...thank you)

 

[dlloyd]

Hello Kids

It is with mixed feelings that I let you know that I will be leaving and retiring.

While I have enjoyed my stay here and meeting all of you a signifigant event just happened and I must follow my heart.

I have just recieved an email from a high rankng Lagos Attorney that has selected me out of the blue to recieve 20 million dollars.

Ill be sticking around until the check clears and the ADIOS BABY!

Your pal BP

I'm anticipating spending less time surfing once my new "friend" from Russia arrives...

Hello dear friend!

My name is Vera. I am 26 years old. I'm from Russia, city Yoshkar-Ola.
I live together with my mum and I work as adviser on sale home appliances.
I have many various hobbies: sport, a photo, drawing. I dream to have strong and happy family.
It's my purpose in life. I want to be happy and to do happy my family.
Recently I thought that I have it already. However.......
I wish to tell you history which have pushed me write to you.
6-7 months ago I have got acquainted with man from your country. His name is Craig.
Our meeting was at a seminar in city St.Peterburg. It was the working meeting. Between us began the novel.
It was so fast and I thought that it's my man. Through 3 days he has left home.
We have understood that letters can not replace our meeting face to face again.
Craig has told that I should arrive to him!!! I was very glad during that moment.
I wrote the application for reception visa. I waited reception of visa approximately half of year.
All this time Craig called and wrote to me letters. All things was very good.
I have received the invitation from the ambassador for reception visa.
My director has given me holiday from work and I have gone to Moscow to receive visa.
I said this news to Craig, but he told that he does not want our meeting.
He played with me. He has told me that he has wife with 3!!!!!!
children and now he don't want our meeting.
I have been broken...
I could not think that it was game with my feelings..... I did not think that people are so severe.......
Now I am in Moscow and waiting for reception visa.
I don't want that all was gone for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting.
I could arrive already in 4-5 days, but I have problem.
I don't know any man who would like my arrival.
I hope that it will not sound silly if I will ask you about our meeting and good time together.
I don't know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine if we could meet and have some weeks or months together.
I want to use my visa for trip to your country and search man with which I would like to have happy and strong family.
I was never married and have no any children. I'm woman which ready to creation family with good man.
I don't know about you anything, but I want it very much.
It would be fine if we could meet, to do friendship or more than simply friendship.
I will be happy if you also have a free time and we could meet soon.
I don't know about your plans at present time, but I sincerely hope that we can have meeting with you in the near future.
You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you.
I hope that you understand my English I began to study English approximately 1,5 year ago.
Write to me back and I will tell more about myself and send my photos.

Please, write to me back and send your pic on my regular e-mail:
[email protected]

Have a good day,

Vera

 

[roballanson]

Hey Dave,

Sounds like you could be happy for ever.....

BP - good lick with the check. If you have any problems feel free to send me your bank details and I can investigate whats happened....

 

[dlloyd]

Hey Dave,

Sounds like you could be happy for ever.....

Doesn't it just? That poor girl... and the other six that have contacted me in the last month. Moscow must be a terrible place, all those poor girls in their mid-twenties, stranded without visas, with nothing but bikinis to protect them from the elements...

 

[OnlyMe]

... but you have to realize that this is a big opportunity for BP, who has always secretly wanted to give it all up and retire to Belgium, ...

YAAAY, Gimme a call when you get here, BP!!

 

[ptg]

ptg leaving forum as well

I know I'm not a regular around here and this won't cause as much of a stir, but I am leaving and I have a confession to make:

Over the last year or so I have been posing as a Lagos attorney running an internet scam. Finally, it seems I have someone who has bought into it, a Mr. Ball. I now will have enough money to retire.

Once I get the money I will spend it all on MusicMan basses, so this Sterling guy will never be able to catch me!

Good luck to you all.

I have to go now, I just got an email myself....

Oh my God, this poor woman in Moscow is going to die without an operation! Let me wire her some funds...

 

[roballanson]

Wohoo I just got offered this......am off too once I have sold the gold...

"My dear,Sir /Mad



How are you today?. I am Mrs Williams John 30years old. A citizen of BURKNA FASO, West Africa.Our community have 550kgs of gold dust forsales. We are local miners from Ghana and BURKNA FASO . I am here in Cotonou, Benin Republic west Africa looking for a serious buyer of the gold dust.



Below are the offers:
Commodity : Gold dust (AU)
Origin : BURKNA FASO AND GHANA
Quantity : 550KGS
Quality : 22 carat +
Purity : 93 %
Price :$10.500 per each kg.
For further informations please kindly contact below contacts:
Thanks,
MRS.WILLIAMS"

 

[Psycho Ward]

I wouldn't take the money BP, it would just put you in a higher tax bracket.

 

[Fred E.]

I forwarded all of those emails to you guys because I already have too much money as a result an email that I got from Bill Gates where he said if I would only send him $5000 I could be the Beta tester for his new Microsoft Soul Transfer & in so doing, I would become him....Oh yeah, I would also have to do the aforementioned email forwardings to a select group of friends.

Just like BP, it's amazing how many dead African relatives I have. My red hair and freckles hide my African ancestry very well.

Well, Mark--we all are of African descent, granted some of us left the motherland before it became the fashion to wear some form of clothing and to wait before our meal was dead before eating it. If I've not mistaken, I believe some of today's Bushman groups have ginger hair, as well. Not sure about the freckles, though.

 

[jaylegroove]

We French pro musicians often connect to a website called orchestres.net where we find employment ads, and we recently got spammed by someone whose name was changing from email to email, and who wanted to organize his daughter's wedding in Ivory Coast. And of course, he used to claim he needed musicians for this wedding.

A prosecution has started against this scammers' network.

 

[Aussie Mark]

Well, Mark--we all are of African descent, granted some of us left the motherland before it became the fashion to wear some form of clothing and to wait before our meal was dead before eating it. If I've not mistaken, I believe some of today's Bushman groups have ginger hair, as well. Not sure about the freckles, though.

Depends which books you read.

 

[PzoLover]

an email from a high rankng Lagos Attorney to recieve 20 million dollars.
Don't yajustloveoxymorons
ADIOS BABY!

Your pal BP

Too bad, we'll miss ya...

Ain't that like the ice cream leaving the sundae???
/PL

 

[adouglas]

Pzo...

You're the Special Sauce!

Every time I dial in my pee-ay-zoe I think of you. I look forward to every post you make.

And I know how cute those nurses are....I'm married to one!

 

[philthygeezer]

3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference.

 

[Aussie Mark]

3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference.

Outstanding!

 

[HunterSThompson]

Rich ,Incarcerated ,Dictators dieing like a MoFo it seems....I literally have Billions sitting in old Yahoo accounts ...So BP...I'm going to send you some account numbers..You start building me the guitars that I've listed...and when I receive the guitars..I'll cash the checks ..and send you the cost plus 20%....God Bless

(2)Petrucci_Trm_Piezo Mystic_Dream Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg

(2)7-string_Trm_Piezo Mystic_Dream Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg

(ALL YOU GOT) Benji_H_Std_Hardwrkit Madden_Green Mpl Matte

Petrucci_7_Bfr Bahama_Blueburst Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg

Petrucci_Bfr_Piezo Bahama_Blueburst Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg

Petrucci_Trm_Piezo Sapphire_Black Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg

Petrucci_Trm_Piezo Desert_Gold Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg

Petrucci_Trm_Piezo Graphite_Pearl Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg

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Petrucci_Trm_Piezo Blue_Dawn Rswd_Inlay_Match No_Pg



Get started on that....I also won a Coca-Cola Lottery in the U.K.I've been informed..I'm going to have SpudMurphy look into it ...I'll throw him a couple AL's for that..Just because . have Jon contact me for my setup spec. and get the girls in the office some Fresca's & Quizno's...put it on my tab


Hunter

 

[Big Poppa]

ahhhhhhhh fresca

 

[HunterSThompson]

ahhhhhhhh fresca

I think I'm getting old..I ask for Fresca, TAB or Squirt on band riders

Pastor wouldn't Bless my Coffee...said that was a Catholic doctrine..I love messing with the Pentacostals from Orange County ...Everybody thinks they're Rick Warren in training


Hunter

 

[bassmonkeee]

How about a Fresca?

 

[Oldtoe]

When I was little, I once mixed iced tea and Tab, half-and-half.

Don't.