Aussie Mark
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Scott, you need to see a therapist 
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armybass
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Can I get the number of the one you see about those shirts bro?
Aussie Mark
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armybass said:Can I get the number of the one you see about those shirts bro?
Sure, but those shirts are ugly, and I know it. That bass, on the other hand, is gorgeous, but you don't know it. That's the difference
armybass
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Why do you think I bought it? I also know that it plays/sounds better than many other basses I have played. But I also know that I Like Natural/Trans finishes better.
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spectorbassguy
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And a natural finish you shall have once again!armybass said:Why do you think I bought it? I also know that it plays/sounds better than many other basses I have played. But I also know that I Like Natural/Trans finishes better.
Thanks for the deal my friend - I'm really looking forward to getting it! 
bovinehost
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Sluts!
I can't believe that the SAME BASS I got from Scott in June of 2004 is now, after changing hands how many times? Going back to Scott.
Sluts!
the yes I said sluts
Jack
spectorbassguy
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This coming from the two-time owner of Heinz TWB among his other many trading antics which are proudly displayed on his website!bovinehost said:
Hello Pot, meet Kettle!
bovinehost
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Well, okay, good point.
But you do know, don't you, where Heinz went first?
Hint: SCOTT.
But you do know, don't you, where Heinz went first?
Hint: SCOTT.
armybass
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:d
Big Poppa
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Jack you call these guys sluts?
I think that that is bold comming from a guy that plays a Xerox with lipstick pickups. Pearl white to boot.
You high strapping two timing B@tch!
(did I say Xerox?)
Is you handle LIPSTICKHOST on the lakland forum?
I think that that is bold comming from a guy that plays a Xerox with lipstick pickups. Pearl white to boot.
You high strapping two timing B@tch!
(did I say Xerox?)
Is you handle LIPSTICKHOST on the lakland forum?
SteveB
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Big Poppa said:
Go easy on him, BP. After all, he *did* promise to lower his necklace... err, bass.
bovinehost
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1. Jack you call these guys sluts?
Well yes, and this comes from long years of experience. We know our own.
2. I think that that is bold comming from a guy that plays a Xerox with lipstick pickups. Pearl white to boot.
Well, it's actually sparkly silver, truth be told, but "bold" is what I was when I bought my fifth Bongo!
3. You high strapping two timing B@tch!
Ooooooh baby, I do love it when you talk dirty to me!
4. (did I say Xerox?)
You did.
5. Is your handle LIPSTICKHOST on the lakland forum?
Nope - Bongo Fury!
Who loves you?
Jack
Well yes, and this comes from long years of experience. We know our own.
2. I think that that is bold comming from a guy that plays a Xerox with lipstick pickups. Pearl white to boot.
Well, it's actually sparkly silver, truth be told, but "bold" is what I was when I bought my fifth Bongo!
3. You high strapping two timing B@tch!
Ooooooh baby, I do love it when you talk dirty to me!
4. (did I say Xerox?)
You did.
5. Is your handle LIPSTICKHOST on the lakland forum?
Nope - Bongo Fury!
Who loves you?
Jack
Big Poppa
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jack you two timin slut
that was a great post!
does your necklace match the lipstick?
that was a great post!
does your necklace match the lipstick?
bovinehost
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Listen, this is important: if you don't tell me that you noticed I'm wearing my basses (yes, even the Xerox Lipstick brand) lower, I'll never be able to sleep.
My boxers were also sparkly silver, of course. I'm all about the fashion.
You can tell by the cowboy hat and shorts.
My boxers were also sparkly silver, of course. I'm all about the fashion.
You can tell by the cowboy hat and shorts.
Big Poppa
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Jack the strap actually looked a little higher now that you mention it. Did you have trouble breathing?
I notice that when that necklace gets high your right wrist looks a little un-natural and kind of affeminate......Were you a waiter in your past life? It kind of looks like you are trying to describe the passion fruit souffle to a first timer.( Order it now, it takes thirty minutes!)
Jack it is good to know that the carpet matches the drapes. Like a REAL cowboy
I notice that when that necklace gets high your right wrist looks a little un-natural and kind of affeminate......Were you a waiter in your past life? It kind of looks like you are trying to describe the passion fruit souffle to a first timer.( Order it now, it takes thirty minutes!)
Jack it is good to know that the carpet matches the drapes. Like a REAL cowboy
bovinehost
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Well, this facilitates the part of the show that includes me plucking the strings with my teeth. As time goes by, I fully expect that my face, never my best feature, will be entirely covered by the bass. I am of course designing a new strap which will be much more rigid.
Navy, United States Navy. So, really, now that I think about it, the answer is "yes".
armybass
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The fact that Jack straps his bass up high (where it belongs ) is the significant factor that solidifies his coolness in my mind, that and he is a much better speller than I.
) is the significant factor that solidifies his coolness in my mind, that and he is a much better speller than I.
armybass
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How a SR5 should be played...and will you look at what bass it is LOL!
spectorbassguy
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Scott you will def have to adjust the strap I sent you with the bass. Don't your man nips get sore?armybass said:
How a SR5 should be played...and will you look at what bass it is LOL!
SteveB
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Big Poppa said:
BP, that was friggin' hilarious! I thought you said your sense of humor was dry? That joke was about as dry as a monsoon.
Jack, does the passion fruit soufflé really take 30 minutes? (Dodges the flailing hand..)
