Club Bongo Shirt Idea

[Steve Dude Barr]

How about this with the caption: "I'm a Bongobitch"??

 

[Psycho Ward]

Jack pees all the time and the dude has claws...Im perfect however

I pee all the time too, but I have special pants!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I pee all the time too, but I have special pants!

Just wait...I have cowboy boots, white socks and a Bongo coming my way...

 

[strummer]

Chest print:

[arrow pointing up] Bongoloid

[arrow pointing down] BONGO

 

[tiffles]

How about this with the caption: "I'm a Bongobitch"??

this my dear friend is why you might not be getting too many hits on your matchmaker website.

 

[Dr Stankface]

How about this with the caption: "I'm a Bongobitch"??

The face looks like a guy out of some 80's hair metal band.

Andrew

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

this my dear friend is why you might not be getting too many hits on your matchmaker website.

Oh don't you worry sweet pea...I do just fine....LOL.....probably well enough to make Lucious blush.

 

[oddjob]

How about this with the caption: "I'm a Bongobitch"??

There is something just plain wrong about this. I can't put my finger on it, but I feel... kind of... dirty after having seen this

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

There is something just plain wrong about this. I can't put my finger on it, but I feel... kind of... dirty after having seen this

Oh just wait until I get my Bongo and do a Joe Nerve pose.

 

[AnthonyD]

Oh just wait until I get my Bongo and do a Joe Nerve pose.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Yeah baby...just wait...my bass should be shipping to me any day now too....

 

[bovinehost]

Oh just wait until I get my Bongo and do a Joe Nerve pose.

Oh, the humanity.

 

[maddog]

There is something just plain wrong about this. I can't put my finger on it, but I feel... kind of... dirty after having seen this

It's the choker. I felt it too. Its as if the Dude is presenting himself as some collared beast on display. It's OK. I realized that while some individuals, like ourselves, see the inherit evil in such jewelry due to the subconscious repression it perpetuates, we are open-minded enough to realize others like it because it is shiny.

Tom

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Actually, Jack did the photoshop job I believe and I think the choker may be an ad-on to cover a Photoshop splice.

 

[Victrola]

I don't have a day job... what do I do now?

Psycho, you don't need a day job....after all, you ARE a 'professional professional'.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I'm playin bass to "The Humpty Hump" at 12:34 am on a Friday morning..

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

"Let's get stupid...do the Humpty Hump"

 

[strummer]

The face looks like a guy out of some 80's hair metal band.

Andrew

Actually, doesn't it look a lot like Iggy Pop in drag? No, wait, those are probably a couple of the Stooges...

 

[Psycho Ward]

Yeah baby...just wait...my bass should be shipping to me any day now too....

My Cowpilot thong has been shipped, I should get it any day now. My Bongo won't be too far behind, the camera and props are ready... this is going to be nasty!!! Muhahahahahahahahahah

 

[tiffles]

you didnt really order the g banger did you? please say you didnt and make it all all right again...

jack did you ship it to him??!!! how could you is money really that bad???