Completely OT - but I really need to know

[LowDownDave]

How can you not get it?!? Maybe you don't get enough snow where you are to know enough about the anatomical details of your average snowman? I'd heard it before, and I liked it, but I wouldn't say it's "laugh out loud" hilarious.

2 drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Ba-dum-tshh!

 

[brsmith21]

The wife and I and the 10 year old didn't laugh. My 15 year old laughed out loud. Go figure.

 

[Moondog]

Only a grin here

This one is better, and very old:

What's the difference between SnowMen and SnowWomen?

Snow Balls!!

 

[LeftyLB]

It registered a *sniff* and a smirk with me.

+1

 

[Mobay45]

OK, I just had a quick, mild chuckle while my wife had a pretty good laugh out of it.

Two cows were standing out in a field when one of them said to the other "What do you think about about mad cow disease?" The other one replied "It doesn't bother me. I'm a duck."

I don't care who you are, that's funny!

 

[strummer]

Two cows were standing out in a field when one of them said to the other "What do you think about about mad cow disease?" The other one replied "It doesn't bother me. I'm a duck."

That's funny

The snow men story was also funny, one I understood Joe wasn't referring to the "snow man" from Tibet...

 

[Psycho Ward]

A bear and a rabbit were sitting in the woods; the bear ask the rabbit “when you poop, do you have trouble with poop sticking to your hair?” The rabbit said “no”. So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.










My son told me that joke years ago, I don’t know if the joke is funny or if it was funny that a kid told it…

 

[Mobay45]

That's funny

The snow men story was also funny, one I understood Joe wasn't referring to the "snow man" from Tibet...

My wife just reminded me that I learned that joke while in Ireland. How appropo for today.

 

[AnthonyD]

Smelling Carrots...

Made me laugh!

 

[Golem]

Why is it pointed out that they are sitting on a mountain?

It hits my button: Funny stoopid -- pause then doubletake. I dug it. But I'm also with the mountain problem.

Can't put them where there's another likely source of carrot aroma, like "two snowmen are outside the kitchen back door .... ." But the mountain thing? Not right.

"Two snowmen walk into a bar and each orders order a beer. The barman says 'We don't get too many snowmen in here, y'know?' and so one snowman says to the other 'Do you think it's cuz it smells like carrots in here?' " [pbap-puh pah-bah dah-dhummm]

Anyway. It's too cool, but the mountain thing is out.

 

[Golem]

That's really funny. Kind of reminds me of:

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other -
"Could you get me a martini?"
The other turns and politely replies -
"What do I look like, a typewriter?"

If you find that funny I'll be impressed

Be impressed. Be scary impressed, verrry scary impressed ...

 

[Golem]

I must say I find that joke very offensive

Free the carrots !!!

 

[AnthonyD]

Two elephants are in the shower...
One elephant says to the other "Please pass the soap"...
The other elephant says "No soap, radio?"



A classic that has brought my cousin and I to tears...

 

[maddog]

That's really funny. Kind of reminds me of:

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other -
"Could you get me a martini?"
The other turns and politely replies -
"What do I look like, a typewriter?"

If you find that funny I'll be impressed

Where did you pull this one up from. I remember it, quite fondly too. It's all in the delivery. I've gotten a number of guffaws from people and a number of blank stares with that one. It is definitely not a print joke, all in the delivery.

 

[Figjam]

I smiled, kind of.

 

[AnthonyD]

Penguins, elephants - animals in the bathtub make for giggles...

 

[GHWelles]

I must say I find that joke very offensive

Now THAT is funny

 

[stretch80]

I like it!

A kind of a Steven Wright existential joke.

 

[Golem]

........not a print joke, all in the delivery.

Important consideration. Yet, especially for those who either appreciate hearing a great delivery, or those who can tell 'delivery-based' gags quite well, even in print such a joke will speak out in your mind with a great delivery.

A classic 'delivery gag' that absolutely cannot be put in text form is the Jack Benny pause. That silent tilt of head, with hand-to-face, is a touch of mime. Mime humor makes very poor reading.

 

[jongitarz]

Ok..A dyslexic walks in to a bra