Completely OT - but I really need to know

[jongitarz]

Jon, oh Jon... there are no words

Two antennae meet on a roof and fall in love, and get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great

 

[Colin]

Two antennae meet on a roof and fall in love, and get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great

Tommy Cooper was the best at those gags

 

[Dr Stankface]

Two antennae meet on a roof and fall in love, and get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great

Stick to the repair shop.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Why did the string bass player get mad at the timpanist?
He turned a peg and wouldn't tell him which one.

 

[Bill]

A guy hears three knocks on his door. He opens it and sees a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. 2 years later the guy hears three knocks on his door again. He opens it and sees the same snail standing there. The sanil looks up at the guy and says, "What the hell was that all about?"

That's great!!

 

[Lazybite]

What do you do you when a bassist comes to your front door... pay for your pizza...

Son: Daddy when I grow up I want to be a bass player
Father: You can't have both things son....

 

[Urwordsbreakmed]

It's a good one. I chuckled.

Try boosting the mids of the joke a little, for a punchier sound

agreed

 

[Samingo]

Son: Daddy when I grow up I want to be a bass player
Father: You can't have both things son....

That got me laughin out loud.