Crap! Cayman Islands again!

[Psycho Ward]

Just when I was getting used to 30 degree highs and wearing pants, the wife informs me that I have trophy husband duty this weekend in the Caymans. I have to go all the way down there just to go to dinner. That’s it, dinner!

And it’s not even a fancy dinner, I was told to dress “business casual”… business casual, what the heck is that? I’m a bass playing male stripper, that’s my business so what do I wear???

I usually only pack a couple thongs and a pair of flip-flops for a beach trip…

 

[kakobass]

Oh, God, take those images off my head.

 

[RitchieDarling]

Just when I was getting used to 30 degree highs and wearing pants, the wife informs me that I have trophy husband duty this weekend in the Caymans. I have to go all the way down there just to go to dinner. That’s it, dinner!

And it’s not even a fancy dinner, I was told to dress “business casual”… business casual, what the heck is that? I’m a bass playing male stripper, that’s my business so what do I wear???

I usually only pack a couple thongs and a pair of flip-flops for a beach trip…

Yeah, I can sympathize. My boss forced me to go spend a load of time in Belize last year. That tropical paradise action gets REALLY annoying after a while!

Ritchie

 

[SteveB]

Chuck, can I tag along?

Tell the wife I'm there to 'burp' you. Surely she's not big enough to do it.

 

[adouglas]

World's smallest violin.

My heart bleeds, Chuck.

Bleeds, I tell you.

Oh, the pathos! The horror! The sacrifice!

How can you bear it, you poor, poor man?


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[Oldtoe]

Chuck, I love you; but you suck.

 

[tkarter]

Chuck I think BP dresses business casual most of the time.



tk

 

[fly]

*wonders what the hell the pics are gonna be like after this trip*

 

[PocketGroove82]

can i come? PLEEEEEASE?
I think I can get like 10days leave fronted!
plz send PM!

 

[adouglas]

ANNOUNCEMENT --- YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE --- ANNOUNCEMENT

EBMM Forumite Gathering and Bingefest in the Caymans Saturday night!

Following on the resounding success of the Open House and the subsequent Texas Tea Party, there will be an event this weekend, just in time to get warmed up for NAMM.

Rumor has it that BP has chartered a jet and will be arriving with the EBMM brain trust in tow.

Door prizes!
Music!
Dancing Girls!
Debauchery!
Male exotic dancers! Er, I mean "dancer." And he's not all that exotic....

Chuck's buying.

Who's in?

 

[Beth]

Just when I was getting used to 30 degree highs and wearing pants, the wife informs me that I have trophy husband duty this weekend in the Caymans. I have to go all the way down there just to go to dinner. That’s it, dinner!

And it’s not even a fancy dinner, I was told to dress “business casual”… business casual, what the heck is that? I’m a bass playing male stripper, that’s my business so what do I wear???

I usually only pack a couple thongs and a pair of flip-flops for a beach trip…

My GOD! The nerve! I cannot believe it! How DARE she FORCE you to go to the Caymans this weekend.

 

[Mobay45]

Yeah, it just sucks, doesn't it Chuck?

I'm going to have to spend another week in Jamaica in April myself. My wife just keeps selling all these trips and we have to use up the benefits.

 

[Bill]

Tell your wife I'll go & pretend I'm her husband, Chuck!

 

[Psychicpet]

wow, I knew they had special islands for the little yellow birds but I didn't know they had them for the little alligators too

but I'd wear boots and not flip-flops Chuck... they might nibble yer feet

 

[tkarter]

Hey Chuck if it really bothers you tell your wife I am lefthanded and volunteer.

tk

 

[Colin]

Chuck, that's just part of the territory when your a hunky male bass playin stripper/model

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

Chuck, I feel for ya being at that place...any pics?

 

[Psycho Ward]

Chuck, I feel for ya being at that place...any pics?

I should have some pictures later today, I'm being forced to rent a car and drive around the island... on the wrong side of the road and I have a short attention span... the pictures may be used in court.

So far it's going well, but I miss my basses.

 

[adouglas]

You know what's worse than Chuck going to the Caymans and taunting us about it?

The fact that he's in the Caymans and logged onto the forum!

That's a waste of a good plane ticket, right there.

In the name of all that is holy, Chuck, STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER, OBTAIN A DRINK AND GO TO THE BEACH!

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

You guys have to get "Google Earth". I've checked the air terminal Chuck went through