Curiousity and the cat

[Randracula]

HOLD A GRUDGE? I don't even think I've ever seen a grudge!

I've seen The Grudge. Pretty crappy movie if you ask me

 

[Bill]

I think we should refer to the areas of basses as forward, aft, starboard, & port.

 

[BigBallz]

I think we should refer to the areas of basses as forward, aft, starboard, & port.

OK, that is front, rear, right and left...what about the back?

 

[maddog]

OK, that is front, rear, right and left...what about the back?

 

[Bill]

The keel?

 

[BigBallz]

The keel?

YES!!! We have a winner who understands!!! Thank you Bill!!..

 

[tkarter]

I really have seen a picture of every bass I am interested in and don't need to be told the difference between front and back rear or forward.

that one is testy I admit.

Did anyone answer the original post in this thread?

tk

 

[oddjob]

Did anyone answer the original post in this thread?

tk

There's an original post??? Go figure!

 

[Golem]

That's because you would be talking about the BACK of the bass....not the rear.

And in the nutzo land of basspeak, the opposite of the 'Back' is not the 'Front'. The side opposite the 'Back' is the 'Top'. However, since the 'Endpin' is on the 'Rear Bout' but no one calls it the 'Rearpin', I think the confusion over 'Front and Rear' PU's should be encouraged, don't you?

 

[BigBallz]

Ahhh....OK....

 

[Golem]

I think we should refer to the areas of basses as forward, aft, starboard, & port.

What about the guys that play Porty axes? Isn't this a sort of triangulated form of inverse rediscrimination?

And wouldn't the bridge area be misnamed? The zone occupied by the stoptail and saddles [formerly the bridge] would now be either the poop or the helm. Do you really want to tell your luthier to "Rout the Poop for a BadAss"?

"Scotty, report to the bridge. There's Klingons in my saddles!" WHoaaaaa.....

 

[BigBallz]

What about the portly guys?

 

[Mobay45]

What about the portly guys?

I just love it when you guys talk about me here.

 

[Bill]

What about the guys that play Porty axes? Isn't this a sort of triangulated form of inverse rediscrimination?

And wouldn't the bridge area be misnamed? The zone occupied by the stoptail and saddles [formerly the bridge] would now be either the poop or the helm. Do you really want to tell your luthier to "Rout the Poop for a BadAss"?

"Scotty, report to the bridge. There's Klingons in my saddles!" WHoaaaaa.....

 

[BigBallz]

"Rout the Poop for a BadAss"?


Only from the mind of Golem....