Dargie Delight Torture

[bovinehost]

Now I see your point there, but there are some advantages to having only imaginary friends.

Imaginary friends:

- never leave burn holes in the studio carpet
- don't drink the last bit of vodka after the liquor store closes
- will never be caught going through the laundry hamper looking for wife's underthings
- may ask to borrow money, but can't punch you out via email
- always smell better because they're thousands of miles away
- don't call you because their car broke down outside Montgomery, Alabama
- won't insist you go to Disneyworld with their family
- ask you to teach their punk-ass nephew the bass guitar.

Jack

 

[Dargin]

I see where you're coming from.

 

[Paul_C]

If Tiffles is coming to the UK then she needs to give me a shout.

I dont play those easy 4 string things but I can show her around and give her a decent meal on her travels!

Dave

and when was the last time you gave me a decent meal ?




P.

 

[Big Poppa]

Dargin Forgets my friends because he is usually curled up in the patented "Dargie cant keep up with daddy" fetal position sucking on his thumb....I have many fotos.....

dargie is also just jealous that when he was the big cheesse he had 40 imaginary friends unlike daddy's 816.

 

[Fuzzy Dustmite]

Imaginary friends:
...
- will never be caught going through the laundry hamper looking for wife's underthings
...

zowie!

 

[mbgreene]

my moneys on tiffles. Tiffles giving a stinger to stanker

Whats the over/under on a draw? - Here's the scene -

Tiffles pulls back the shower curtain prepared to go "Psycho" on Stanky when she begins laughing incontrollably and winds up convulsing on the floor.
Seeing his advantage, and looking for a weapon, Stanky attempts to grab a towel and spin it into a rat's tail and get in the first shot.
In doing so, he slips and hits his head on the tile knocking himself unconscious and forcing Tif to laugh even harder, to the point of requiring medical attention.
Neither combatant able to continue, BP blows the whistle and we resort to penalty kicks

Could happen?

 

[tkarter]

So how many times has that martini glass that started this thread been emptied?

tk

 

[Moondog]

"Dargin/Dargie"?



I know who it is but don't know what it means
or it's significance (nickname, middle-name, etc . .)

A little help/background please?

Thanks.

 

[Big Poppa]

Its Scott's middle name and also his Grandfathers first name on his mommy's side

 

[bovinehost]

And it is also the name of an evil outer-space alien warlord.

That may not be applicable here.

But still.

 

[Moondog]

Thanks BP

 

[Dargin]

Dargin Forgets my friends because he is usually curled up in the patented "Dargie cant keep up with daddy" fetal position sucking on his thumb....I have many fotos.....

I have been known to take a "catnap" here and there...but the thing is I'm always up with the last group unlike Big Poppa, we usally have to wheel him to bed and hand him a diet 7-UP by 930.

 

[tiffles]

this is like daytime telly!! dargs is coming to dallas right?

so where in the UK land are you people?? am i going cross country tours? oh and you both have to find me a job ok!? otherwise this convict may get sent back to the colony a little early.

eep! what? ive seen stanky in the nuddy?! i hope he wasnt doing the stanky dance

 

[Algib]

I just wanted to show everyone here what I look like.

 

[strummer]

Barfing Billy Furman, the carpet salesman that cant hold his booze.

Can't hold his liquor, and is obviously not a great salesman, or he'd have sold you a rug?

*Running for cover*

 

[Algib]

Dargin can you say "Chewy"? How about admitting to the group that I was not the one to put that picture up..........

 

[Dargin]

yes I did to mess with Algib. To get this slightly back on track it is looking real good that we'll have a picture up late Thursday or Friday. You guys are gonna be stoked!

 

[Psychicpet]

daytime tv that is......"Ernie Ball forum....Oprah With an Attitude"

does that mean The Pit would be giving Springer a run for his money?

jokes, Steeb, only jokes....

 

[bassmonkeee]

yes I did to mess with Algib. To get this slightly back on track it is looking real good that we'll have a picture up late Thursday or Friday. You guys are gonna be stoked!

Sweet. The suspense is killing me. Hell, in the last two days alone I've traded one of my non-EB basses for another non-EB bass, I've sold a neck, I've bought a cabinet, found a power amp, got prospective buyers for my current rig, and sold a preamp simply to bide my time until the pictures are posted. You guys are killin' me!

Speaking of killing me, I'm so looking forward to drinking tequila with this group.

 

[roballanson]

this is like daytime telly!! dargs is coming to dallas right?

so where in the UK land are you people?? am i going cross country tours? oh and you both have to find me a job ok!? otherwise this convict may get sent back to the colony a little early.

eep! what? ive seen stanky in the nuddy?! i hope he wasnt doing the stanky dance

Well I am over in Norwich about 2 hrs or so from Azzy in Peterborough...although if the nipper has arrived (due Sept 22 ish) then it might have to be a flying visit and I stand you a pint of fine Norfolk ale and send you on your travels with a decent malt!!