Dargie Delight Torture

[roballanson]

To get this slightly back on track it is looking real good that we'll have a picture up late Thursday or Friday. You guys are gonna be stoked!

Dargin if it comes up to the same level as everything else you guys have produced it will be a stunner, am sure of it

 

[Big Poppa]

Dargin Forgets my friends because he is usually curled up in the patented "Dargie cant keep up with daddy" fetal position sucking on his thumb....I have many fotos.....

I have been known to take a "catnap" here and there...but the thing is I'm always up with the last group unlike Big Poppa, we usally have to wheel him to bed and hand him a diet 7-UP by 930.

Dargies half right His girlfriend is still up...he has no idea how I made it to tthe workbench
because he is the first one out and the last one up in the am

 

[Big Poppa]

this is like daytime telly!! dargs is coming to dallas right?

so where in the UK land are you people?? am i going cross country tours? oh and you both have to find me a job ok!? otherwise this convict may get sent back to the colony a little early.

eep! what? ive seen stanky in the nuddy?! i hope he wasnt doing the stanky dance

I love the word nuddy//////Poor stanky

 

[Big Poppa]

I just wanted to show everyone here what I look like.

St first I was terrified that it was Al Gib's "hot or not photo"

 

[roballanson]

St first I was terrified that it was Al Gib's "hot or not photo"

again with the phrase......oh the humanity....

 

[Algib]

Big Poppa........can you wet our appetite for more cool sh** coming off the line?

 

[azzy_wazzy]

Well I am over in Norwich about 2 hrs or so from Azzy in Peterborough...although if the nipper has arrived (due Sept 22 ish) then it might have to be a flying visit and I stand you a pint of fine Norfolk ale and send you on your travels with a decent malt!!

Yeah that's about!

Let me know what kinda job you want and I'll get hunting for one in the industrial metropolis that is Peterborough! (yeah, right!)

And roballanson is only an hour away if you drive REALLY fast!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Who cares???

 

[LowDownDave]

I'd invite you to come out to the thriving community that is Brummie-land Tiff, but my girlfriend already thinks my forum visits are a cover for chatting up babes. If you were to show up at my door then my life might not be worth living!!! My basses are on the light side, but I don't think I'd notice the weight difference much if one was to connect with my nether regions. But we could definitely hang out if my chaperone was in attendance!



Hey Azzy, wanna buy a Candy Red Sterling to help fund my Dargie Delight "requirement"? I can give you a good price and throw in a free can of pink spraypaint!?!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I'd invite you to come out to the thriving community

No thanks...I'm cool right here...

 

[LowDownDave]

No thanks...I'm cool right here...

Ha-ha, YOU turning up on my doorstep would be interesting Steve (do you fancy importing some basses along with yourself)? It might confirm I am not chatting up "babes" on this forum (no offence), but don't think I could afford/survive taking YOU out for drinks. And my girlfriend would NEVER let me visit the forums anymore if she believed you are one of the "typical" imaginary friends who frequent this place. How would I explain your penchant for bass-tasting?

 

[azzy_wazzy]

I'd invite you to come out to the thriving community that is Brummie-land Tiff, but my girlfriend already thinks my forum visits are a cover for chatting up babes. If you were to show up at my door then my life might not be worth living!!! My basses are on the light side, but I don't think I'd notice the weight difference much if one was to connect with my nether regions. But we could definitely hang out if my chaperone was in attendance!



Hey Azzy, wanna buy a Candy Red Sterling to help fund my Dargie Delight "requirement"? I can give you a good price and throw in a free can of pink spraypaint!?!

*runs around screaming with her fingers in her ears*

Stop with the temptation! I have no cash.... gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(ask me in a month and I may have a different answer for you lol! BTW how much? any pics?)

 

[Big Poppa]

Ha-ha, YOU turning up on my doorstep would be interesting Steve (do you fancy importing some basses along with yourself)? It might confirm I am not chatting up "babes" on this forum (no offence), but don't think I could afford/survive taking YOU out for drinks. And my girlfriend would NEVER let me visit the forums anymore if she believed you are one of the "typical" imaginary friends who frequent this place. How would I explain your penchant for bass-tasting?

I would explains Steves penchant for bass licking as once again "don't knock it until you've tried it" You could be livin with a world class bass licker and not know...

 

[LowDownDave]

I would explains Steves penchant for bass licking as once again "don't knock it until you've tried it" You could be livin with a world class bass licker and not know...

Perhaps you could change the FAQ for neck maintenance to include "lick thoroughly and then apply lemon oil/gunstock wax"? Just a thought...

 

[oddjob]

Perhaps you could change the FAQ for neck maintenance to include "lick thoroughly and then apply lemon oil/gunstock wax"? Just a thought...

Key words being AND THEN... would hate to see "apply lemon oil/gunstock wax and then lick"

 

[syciprider]

So now we know that we have no choice in PGs. Does this mean it will be a hitherto unavailable PG variation?

Is it the end of the farkin' week yet?

 

[Aussie Mark]

So now we know that we have no choice in PGs. Does this mean it will be a hitherto unavailable PG variation?

Nekkid.

 

[tiffles]

I'd invite you to come out to the thriving community that is Brummie-land Tiff, but my girlfriend already thinks my forum visits are a cover for chatting up babes. If you were to show up at my door then my life might not be worth living!!! My basses are on the light side, but I don't think I'd notice the weight difference much if one was to connect with my nether regions. But we could definitely hang out if my chaperone was in attendance!

LOL thats ok mate, im not doing a "turn up on peoples doorsteps" tour of the UK, i just need to find a funnish job somewhere in this vast earth that will give me some fundage to help with the travels.
wouldnt want to get you in trouble with the missus either, i bet shes a great chick.

ps tell her that most of the "babes" here are over 50 and have beer bellies.

if all else fails to convince her this is a good place...introduce her to BP.

 

[RitchieDarling]

ps tell her that most of the "babes" here are over 50 and have beer bellies.

I resent that remark! I'm only 46 and have a beer belly!


Ritchie

 

[syciprider]

Nekkid.

So Steve will be licking something that has knobs, a big bottom and is nekkid?