Dear Mods ...........

[Dizzy]

Dear MODS,

There's something that's been buggin me for weeks now, and I haven't been able to work it out until today.

I wake up in the morning and everything's OK........
I have breakfast with my wife and 2 boys......... and everything's OK.....

I check the forum, and then a deep depression starts to emerge.......

Just like the day before......

Every time I log on...... it just gets worse.

And I never knew why.

Until Yesterday........... when rather than check the forum, I went to the shed and got an Ice Pick to stick in my eye !!!.

Then it dawned on me.....

It's all to do with THIS : http://www.ernieball.com/forums/mus...ly-my-left-handed-goal-comes-fruition-19.html

I realised that this constant reminder that these left-handed freaks exist is the source of my disturbance.

And there's 19 PAGES of their BLOODY DRIVEL !!!!!
Constantly BUMPING it to the top of the thread list, rubbing our noses in the poo that is their existence.

It's like I sleep it all off, then wake up to find the place still infested with Aliens.

So I ask, in the interest of NORMAL humanity.

PLEASE KILL THAT THREAD !!!

PLEASE STOP THE CONSTANT REMINDER OF WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN THE FREAKS START VISUALLY TORTURING US WITH PICS OF THEIR MUNTED JP's

I'm not alone.

THE REBELLION IS RISING.












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[phatduckk]

i could ban u... thats the other option











disclaimer: i was joking

 

[glockaxis]

Lol!!!

 

[leftyguitarblue]

What thread are you talking about?


I'm sorry, I'll stop posting in that thread about left handed JP's. I shouldn't inform people about it. I'd hate for them to sell a lot and make EB money. That would be terrible!

what they should do is just make it a sticky!!!

 

[Dizzy]

What thread are you talking about?


I'm sorry, I'll stop posting in that thread about left handed JP's. I shouldn't inform people about it. I'd hate for them to sell a lot and make EB money. That would be terrible!

what they should do is just make it a sticky!!!

Hehe.

Yeah, it might make them a few extra bucks, but I'm sure BP is quite prepared to forfeit that for the sake of Mankind.

Besides, although it's an embarrassing secret, it should be revealed that BP made the LH promise (as proudly displayed in jimmi-jengas' sig) whilst held captive on your mother ship under threat of an invasive Anal probe.

 

[glockaxis]

[robot voice from the mother ship] "Take me to your leader...."

 

[TimSz]

Hey! Did you guys that they're making left handed JP6's? There's a thread us lefties have going for it in the guitar section of this forum. If you're interested to see what's going on, you should go on over and check it out!

By the by, you don't see us bitching about the water flushing backwards in Australia, do you? Who's the FREAK now? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

 

[Big Poppa]

Dizz you just to have pity for those dullards and let me pocket the money

 

[MatrixAndyR]

not racist but... handist???

 

[TimSz]

Scott, did you read that? He called you a dullard! What a big meanie. I wouldn't put up with that if I was you. I'd cut back to only two or three JP6's when they come out. By the way, they're coming out left handed. Can't forget.

 

[Dizzy]

[robot Voice From The Mother Ship] "take Me To Your Leader...."

Lmao

 

[NickDuBaldo]

Dizzy, please realize that 19 pages is nothing - we don't even have our guitars yet... just wait until pictures start popping up and suddenly there is a 30 page "Show us your lefties" thread.




I'm just sayin'

 

[robelinda2]

the day i see a lefty AL i know the world is coming to an end. At least for know the AL is safe. Wait a minute, McCartney has a lefty AL.......

 

[TimSz]

Just to put things in perspective here, wouldn't it be safe to say that about 97% of all these threads are right hand oriented? We get one frickin' bone thrown our way, and you righties are carping on like there's no tomorrow. What'd we ever do to you? Where is the love?

 

[Dizzy]

Dizz you just have to have pity for those dullards and let me pocket the money

Yeah, OK BP - as long as the few extra bucks go towards something good - Maybe into the development of a new RH-only model ?

Dizz you just have to have pity for those dullards

Just had to put that one out there again







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[MatrixAndyR]

What u mean what did u do to us.... u turned our guitars the wrong way!

 

[brasco68]

Maybe this thread and the 19 pages of "drivel" that is the "Lefty JP" thread could merge and form a more potent mutant lefty thread so Dizzy will really have something to go to the shed about.

Dizzy my friend...put the ice pick down and go get some first aid on that eye. It's all for the collective good, and a few left handed freaks expressing their excitment over something they thought they would never see isn't that bad. You are right handed....you already have the keys to the kingdom....we as lefties settle for what we can get.

All the Best,

Alien Freak

 

[Dizzy]

Hehe,

Yeah, but I think you're forgetting that if the threads were merged, the resulting thread would still contain the knockout punch :

Dizz you just have to have pity for those dullards

BTW, it's great to see that whilst you lefties have got serious physical and mental handicaps, it doesn't seem to affect your sense of humour

 

[andynpeters]

Presumably this is another example of that famous Aussie humour?????

 

[robelinda2]

Infamous most of the time!