Desert Island Axe...Which one??

[HunterSThompson]

i always thought being a vampire would be cool, cuz if you could a great practice routine for 300+ years you'd end up w/ some serious chops

There you have it...boil it down & skim the fat..every thread..everytime..It always has the "If I was a VAMPIRE " clause involved ...how about us freakin Likens ...can't a werewolf catch a forkin break around here ..The Cavemen get commercial deal with Geico & a TV series..I'm just asking for a little respect...and a Gillette twin blade to last more then 2 minutes..Come On..VAMPIRES.. Everytime..Everybody loves a Vampire