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Did the KING! finally nourish his ALdiction ?!

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Anyone seen King Hazel l8ely ?
Did he find the cure for his ALache ?! :D

Just curious if he really did cheat on his Silos and surrendered to AL fever... ;)
 
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Norrin Radd said:
There is no cure. It will get hold of you and not let go!

20th Silo: "Attention all members of the Ernie Ball forum: We have assumed control. We have assumed control...."
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jongitarz said:
I am afraid he has come down with 20th Silo Fever
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:eek: GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!:eek: And a tad bit late, due to my overwhelmingly stoic nature! I'll be fine when my first one arrives! I was hoping for 2, but BP cut me off at the pass unknowingly:( .
 
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PeteDuBaldo said:
I'm listening.....

Count me in for a couple BPKHKRs, too
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:D Dr. DuBaldo, is it safe to combine 20th Silo fever & AL fever medications together? Will I see spots and my tongue become coated? Will my limbs go numb due to possible overplaying? Do the multiple woods used to make both guitars factor into how many pills I'll need to take cause I don't swallow.......:p ? Will my brain register every word my wife says when I mention new guitars as YES? :) :) :)
Regarding the BPKHKRs, we'll wait for Dr. Ball to consult with his team and alert us to the impending due date! I believe there will be a large population of forumites breaking out with BPKHKR fever when the season hits and I believe you'll need to write many multiple prescriptions......:D
 
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Having a 20th fever combined with the AL-coholic disease results in the urge to play with your balls. This is entirely normal, and can be treated if necessary (extreme cases only), by using EB wonder wipes on your balls immediately after playing with them. This helps reduce stress and fatigue, and also helps keep them looking younger. This will also help you years down the road when you can proudly say "honey, look! I still have good wood!"

If wiping regularly does not help, then you have the dreaded Mustplaywithmyballsatisis diseases for which there is no cure.

Treatment for the BPKHKR will consist of Tru-oil applied directly to your hands so as not to get splinters from the good wood.
 
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:D :D :D :D Thanks, Doc!:D :D :D :D I'll be filling my medicine cabinet with all the necessary items! In the coming weeks, I'll put the remedy into motion, literally;) !
 
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King Hazel! said:
:D is it safe to combine 20th Silo fever & AL fever medications together? :D
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The combination of medications will result in an uncontrollable urge to rock your knot. In the event that this urge persists longer than 4 hours, the patient should seek immediate EBMM assistance.;)
 
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PeteDuBaldo said:
Having a 20th fever combined with the AL-coholic disease results in the urge to play with your balls. This is entirely normal, and can be treated if necessary (extreme cases only), by using EB wonder wipes on your balls immediately after playing with them. This helps reduce stress and fatigue, and also helps keep them looking younger. This will also help you years down the road when you can proudly say "honey, look! I still have good wood!"

If wiping regularly does not help, then you have the dreaded Mustplaywithmyballsatisis diseases for which there is no cure.

Treatment for the BPKHKR will consist of Tru-oil applied directly to your hands so as not to get splinters from the good wood.
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PugNinjas said:
The combination of medications will result in an uncontrollable urge to rock your knot. In the event that this urge persists longer than 4 hours, the patient should seek immediate EBMM assistance.;)
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LMAO ! ! ! !

Just got caught by my neighbor's daughter lying on my back playing with my balls...
...and YESSSSSS - goooood woooood !

You guys rock :D
 
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