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Big Poppa
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Thanks for being a sport....
It sounds as if though she's got a bad case of Bongo Fever.
You'd better offer her a private tour at SLO!
Too funny!
Dizzy
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The Reply
The reply ;
Dear Mrs Dizz,
We will try and help you the best we can.
We can gladly inform you that you are totally mistaken in your assumptions, and your husband's internet liaisons can be easily explained;
* Our sources inform us that BP has lodged an official search party to look for his Bongo....... he says he hasn't seen it in years. Sadly, with the release of his new BFR's and the 1000's of subsequent orders, it seems as though only a recession will ever expose the bongo to the light of day again.....
Apparently the correspondence between BP and your husband was initiated by BP trying to get some tips on how to get sexy....
Your husband has since spent weeks reassuring him that he's a beautiful person, and that chicks will eventually focus on that inner beauty.
We assure you he is not in love with BP...... COME ON, it's not like he persistently PM's him or anything !
Mrs Dizz, you must rid your troubled mind of these thoughts of BP....he's nothing but a Top-tease.
He will entice you & let you wear his new BFR tops, but give no choice of pattern.
To finalise our reply, we recommend that you go and get 5 hot ladies and surprise your man when he gets home.
Oh, and don't worry about the 3/4 Mustang thing....... the 5 girls will confirm that his Balls are legendary, and larger than life.....
The reply ;
Dear Mrs Dizz,
We will try and help you the best we can.
We can gladly inform you that you are totally mistaken in your assumptions, and your husband's internet liaisons can be easily explained;
* Our sources inform us that BP has lodged an official search party to look for his Bongo....... he says he hasn't seen it in years. Sadly, with the release of his new BFR's and the 1000's of subsequent orders, it seems as though only a recession will ever expose the bongo to the light of day again.....
Apparently the correspondence between BP and your husband was initiated by BP trying to get some tips on how to get sexy....
Your husband has since spent weeks reassuring him that he's a beautiful person, and that chicks will eventually focus on that inner beauty.
We assure you he is not in love with BP...... COME ON, it's not like he persistently PM's him or anything !
Mrs Dizz, you must rid your troubled mind of these thoughts of BP....he's nothing but a Top-tease.
He will entice you & let you wear his new BFR tops, but give no choice of pattern.
To finalise our reply, we recommend that you go and get 5 hot ladies and surprise your man when he gets home.
Oh, and don't worry about the 3/4 Mustang thing....... the 5 girls will confirm that his Balls are legendary, and larger than life.....
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Big Poppa
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Thats my Dizzy... Why leave one woman unsatissfied when you can totally dissappoint 5!
Dizzy
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It'll never happen again !
I'll just close my eyes and think of you BP, seeing as cuz yer my Idol 'n all !
Besides, the 5 girls can do what they want, I'd rather watch and play with my Balls.
Thank YOU for being a sport..... I haven't had anyone able to dish it back this good for years !!
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threeminutesboy
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you guys made my day ...
can't stop laughting
can't stop laughting
Besides, the 5 girls can do what they want, I'd rather watch and play with my Balls.
Yeah, but the problem is you will be thinking BP the entire time
Guess he's one sexy dude
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PeteDuBaldo
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Here's another one....
Jimothy JP7
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Man I love not reading these threads thinking nothing good is going on and finding this.
[Inhale...]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm dead.
[Inhale...]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm dead.
ivanmihaljevic
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kbaim
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kbaim
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Dizzy, you're on fire!
But I'm beginning to think this thread might last longer than the relationship if she happens to see it (the thread, not BP's panty poker)
But I'm beginning to think this thread might last longer than the relationship if she happens to see it (the thread, not BP's panty poker)
Dizzy
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Couldn't help it...
Hmmm Sub........ Since you posted that one, I got the IT guys in my office to trace your IP, and we now have your location.
Here's your picture :
We also discovered your homepage :
Sub1 Zero's Homepage
Check it out guys
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Dizzy
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That toilet is about how the one in my dorm looked last year.... my roomate and I went the whole year without cleaning it, just for laughs!!!
Probably because the girls you hang out with have dirtier toilets than you !
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