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Axis 30th Anniversary

Ebmm Texas Birthday Bash

My trip will be either 4 30 packs pushing the wheel barrow or whatever they are charging for gasoline in Oklahoma.

I will be there come hell or high water. Thank God I learned how to swim and I like me some jalapenos and jabaneros so hell is covered too.

There is a gig beaten Bongo coming along with me. I need a white sharpie which I am looking for.

I won't play unless it takes that to get the bongo signed by Jack.


tk
 
Do I really have to sign up? Because I would rather crash. But I just wanna know that if I drive the 18-20 hrs to Dallas(b/c the gas in my Civic would be cheaper than a plane ticket) I won't be turned away at the door. If I am turned away, WATCH OUT BP, there will be hell to pay.
 
DarthSarahmus said:
Do I really have to sign up? Because I would rather crash. But I just wanna know that if I drive the 18-20 hrs to Dallas(b/c the gas in my Civic would be cheaper than a plane ticket) I won't be turned away at the door. If I am turned away, WATCH OUT BP, there will be hell to pay.
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sarah you may have to be my driver..be careful what you wish for!
 
jchalas said:
Bright idea lightbulb goes off !! Saaayyy, how many of you guys can play "The Bash"?
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Uhh...yeah. I can also run a 4 minute mile, and bench press 510 pounds...

It would really be fun to try...may have to slow the metronome waaay down- or turn the distortion way up!
 
Big Poppa said:
sarah you may have to be my driver..be careful what you wish for!
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Yeah, like she drives on the long trips. What you should be considering is, can you feel safe while I drive and drink malt liquor. Sorry but it's just too far to drive sober.
 
Red Eye

I'm in this time, Gig or no gig. I'm booked on Delta, from Nov 3rd.
 
Big Poppa said:
Code
I hear that you did a fine job of driving home from the warped tour......
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Can we say "asleep at the wheel"? My road rage was so bad I think my guitarist might have quit out of fear. That's what I get for thinking "Well the bar closes at 2am, and we have to be at production early. Screw it, let's stay up drinking it's not enough time to sleep'. The cold Coors Lights you provided eased my pain, that's for sure. Probably didn't improve my driving though.
 
CodeMonkey said:
Can we say "asleep at the wheel"? My road rage was so bad I think my guitarist might have quit out of fear. That's what I get for thinking "Well the bar closes at 2am, and we have to be at production early. Screw it, let's stay up drinking it's not enough time to sleep'. The cold Coors Lights you provided eased my pain, that's for sure. Probably didn't improve my driving though.
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Now its my fault....
 
CodeMonkey said:
Wait wait wait a sec. The CodeMonkey does not look a gift beer in the mouth!
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The Monkey cant look a gift beer in the mouth becasue he drinks them too fast...I have seen him stare at a pile of empties......Sort of like a guy who bet it all at the track with a stack of losing tickets......
 
BP, you can always hitch a ride, as long as you know the procedure. Code and his single malt sotch, Darth with a mid-priced Pinot discreetly carried in old Gatorade bottles. We can always bring an extra gatorade for your beverage of choice, unless brown bags are your preference.
 
i would use any mode of transportation that the codemonkey ISN'T drinking and driving in!! so if he drives i will fly! there enough dangers on the road without a drunk monkey with road rage behing the wheel!!!!.........=^)
 
The funny thing is you can find a lot of people who have driven through Texas once, finding somebody who has done it twice is a different story!
 
It sure doesn't take long to drive to Texas but once you get to Texas it takes forever to drive anywhere in Texas.

Takes a big cooler to traverse Texas.

tk
 
Big Poppa said:
The Monkey cant look a gift beer in the mouth becasue he drinks them too fast...I have seen him stare at a pile of empties......Sort of like a guy who bet it all at the track with a stack of losing tickets......
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Oh great now you watch me at the track?! Why am I a sucker for a long shot then?


Shotgun in TK's car. Cooler does indeed sound like the way to go.


I drink burbon Sarah.....sheesh.....



CodeMonkey drinks while he flies, but that's only because he's completely scared to death of...







...stewards. Freaking worse than clowns.
 
Tk may be pushing a wheel barrow to Texas. Of course it will be loaded with ice and beer. Maybe even a little Maker's Mark. That goes real good with water.

How ya feel about taking a turn at pushing the wheel barrow mr. monkey?

tk
 
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