Elvis... err my Y2D has left the building...

[kbaim]

I'm not sure if NorM's Last Will & Testament covers this at the moment..

(I know Keith stands to inherit some of his collection..)

...

Nothing in writing as far as I know.

 

[NorM]

If I put something in writing and call it a "Will", I think there has to be a line stating something to the effect of "Being of sound mind". Can anyone here honestly state that I have ever been or will ever be "of sound mind"? Sure, My mind makes sounds but I think that's totally different. Or at least that's what my mind says to me.
You want something in writing? ... fine.
Keith gets the Blue Dawn Silo
Ernie 66 gets the Burnt Apple Pet
Darrell gets the Trans Teal Silo
Sterling gets:
to read my eulogy and make as much fun as he wants
My 20th anniv Silo <--HA HA HA HA HA HA HA that's just funny
These people get these things because they share a special bond with me or they put up with my crap.

SteveB, What special bond do we share or what crap of mine have you had to endure? Prove that to me before I find anywhere else to leave it and you get the y2d.

Ooh. I leave the Black Silo to God. That way when the scum who stole it meets with God they will have something to discuss. Hopefully that meeting will be soon.

 

[SteveB]

SteveB, What special bond do we share or what crap of mine have you had to endure? Prove that to me before I find anywhere else to leave it and you get the y2d.

NorM,

I have long endured reading your posts, and having to highlight certain portions thereof in order to read white on light blue text.

What bond do we share.. hmm.. dipole-dipole attraction? London dispersion forces? A basic covalent bond? Mutually-held shares in a bond fund?

We both have the good sense to play Music Man guitars!

Besides, I asked!

See? Isn't it a pain in the arse to try to read this crap?

 

[kbaim]

SteveB,
You can have the Blue Dawn Silo after I play it for a few days (after leaving it out of the case the whole time).

We can pass that bad boy around like a case of beer! Maybe even give all those slap happy 4 stringers a crack at it.

 

[SteveB]

Sounds like a good plan, Keith!

(Not that I'm wishing any harm on good ol' NorM.)

But you know, those flaming bus races could end up in disaster...

 

[NorM]

SteveB,
You can have the Blue Dawn Silo after I play it for a few days (after leaving it out of the case the whole time).

We can pass that bad boy around like a case of beer! Maybe even give all those slap happy 4 stringers a crack at it.

I like the way your thinking. whereinthehellis Fred's Guitar?!?!?!?!?

Fred,
Could we have a tracking update please?
When do we get to see pics?

Aziah,
Anything you care to add about anything would be welcome.

 

[Aziah]

Steve,
I don't have a tracking number... Not sure I want one to be honest. I'd never get any work done, I'd keep hitting refresh on the UPS site.

I *do* happen to know when it's going to be delivered, as long as it's on time...but it's up to Fred if he want's it or not


~Aziah

 

[fsmith]

I *do* happen to know when it's going to be delivered, as long as it's on time...but it's up to Fred if he want's it or not


~Aziah

Nothing like a little peer pressure... Thanks NorM.

Aziah, sure, if you know, please? I'm more than a little curious if you wanna know the truth.

 

[Aziah]

Your wish is my command!

UPS
1Z9230317248727297

If it's on time, it will be there on Monday
There! I said it!!

~Aziah

 

[fsmith]

Aziah,
Thanks!

There ya go NorM... Pics will be up ASAP on Monday evening. My step-son has his lesson at 7:30 on Monday so I'll go next door and take delivery of the beast.

Monday is so gonna rock!

 

[NorM]

Aziah Rocks.

 

[Junior]

Mmm.... I can't wait for the pics. I think my friend is going to buy one... or the regular SM model... he intended to buy it this summer, but he said he is going to wait for autumn / winter... I didn't know why then, but know I suspect he's aiming at Y2D.... I think I'm gonna be his best friend

 

[kbaim]

Monday!!!!

Good long weekend, and then Monday!.

 

[beej]

Monday.

I met her on Monday. 'Twas my luck bun day, you know what I mean ...

("Beej ... watever you're on ... time to cut the doseage in half ...")

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

"I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day, you know what I mean.... "

 

[mbgreene]

"My love gun is loaded and she's in my sights............"

 

[fsmith]

"big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah"

 

[kbaim]

*Musings of a UPS driver*

Hmmn. Is that a pothole up there?
Wow! That was a big pothole.
Oh Crap. What was that?
Man, I don't wanna even look.
Sounded like a pretty big package back there.
Hope they used packing peanuts!
Wait, wasn't that the guitar we opened and played all Thanksgiving weekend?
That was fun.
Poor shcmuck'll never know.
Except maybe for that busted E string.
Damn. Another freakin' pothole.
What can Brown do for you?
They don't even wanna know.

 

[NorM]

*Musings of the UPS Package Handling Apes*

I said catch.
How many packages can we put on a truck? ... One More.
This time accuracy be damned. We're going for distance.
Nope, still haven't seen it.
He shoots! He SCORES!
I didn't know you could do that.
Fragile means punt aginst the wall in french.
Time for the old Samsonite test.
Dunh Dunh Dunh
Dunh Dunh Da-Dunh Smoke on the water
KEEP AWAY!
Medely Medely Medely Medely Medely MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hey Yall! Watch This!
Take that out of your mouth you don't know where it's been.
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Don't pee on that, it's mine!
Right about now we are going to have to sacrifice quality for quantity.
What are you talking about? I'll make it fit.
Uh-Oh, I bet that was pretty.


This begs a whole new topic that I have been asked not to bring up at this time. Anyone care to guess what it is?

 

[SteveB]

<----- doesn't care to guess.