Mobay45
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How do you know if your lead singer is at the front door?
He has the wrong key and he doesn't know when to come in.
He has the wrong key and he doesn't know when to come in.
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Dr Stankface
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My apologies to Ric for being at all offensive today.
It's all good though.
Let's do some drummer jokes. Nobody will get offended by that.
Andrew
It's all good though.
Let's do some drummer jokes. Nobody will get offended by that.
Andrew
ricplayer
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Mobay45 said:How do you know if your lead singer is at the front door?
He has the wrong key and he doesn't know when to come in.
And the windows are broken from his caterwallowing!!..LOL
Beth said:OK time for comic relief...
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes at least 3 others to argue how they would do it differently/better.
Shhhh! Don't tell the guitarheads on the guitar side I busted this one out!
-Beth
Beth....Some of us get around a bit
ricplayer
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Dr Stankface said:My apologies to Ric for being at all offensive today.
It's all good though.
Let's do some drummer jokes. Nobody will get offended by that.
Andrew
Thank you mr. Stankface....but I did come in here like I owned the place and was schooled a bit....but..mind you...just a bit!!
Dr Stankface
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You made a mistake.
You're human.
I've been banned from TB before too for the same reason.
Andrew
You're human.
I've been banned from TB before too for the same reason.
Andrew
shamus63
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I'm not sure, but I think RicP may have set an EBF record for the most responses in one day on one thread.
*bump*!
*bump*!
Dr Stankface
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shamus63 said:
107 so far. Most i've ever seen in a day.
Andrew
shamus63
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Dr Stankface said:You made a mistake.
You're human.
I've been banned from TB before too for the same reason.
Andrew
I think TB was temporarily banned the other day by 'another' forum...then reinstated later after a few XOXO's!
Figjam
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Pimples are irritating.
Dr Stankface
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Figjam said:
Yeap
shamus63
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Beth said:
You're a RABID bassist!!
Mobay45
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Do you know the definition of perfect pitch?
That's when the banjo doesn't hit the sides of the dumpster on the way in.
That's when the banjo doesn't hit the sides of the dumpster on the way in.
Mobay45 said:Do you know the definition of perfect pitch?
That's when the banjo doesn't hit the sides of the dumpster on the way in.
No...Perfect pitch is when you throw a banjo in a dumpster, and it lands on an accordion
Beth said:Ok ok, how about this one:
How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
The knocks always slow down...
AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Ok, bring on the jokes about salty 30-something chicks who work at manufacturing companies...
Whats the difference between a bass player and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family
ricplayer
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Figjam said:
wouldn't know Figjam, haven't had any for years. I reccomend clearasil for you.
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sandman@midlife
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What do you call a drummer when he breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
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