For the Wimmin Players

[bovinehost]

I found this old ad for ketchup the other day:

And thought, well, it could be modernized just a bit............

 

[Psycho Ward]

Jack, that's amazing!

 

[Beth]

Or how about spoofing the one that says

"GEE I WISH I WERE A MAN, I'D JOIN THE NAVY"

to

"GEE I WISH I WERE A MAN, I'D PLAY WITH MY BALLS ALL DAY"

 

[Beth]

heheheh

 

[Jodizzle]

That picture smells like a turd covered in burnt hair

 

[bovinehost]

That picture smells like a turd covered in burnt hair

Smells like Ace of Bass covered in Salt N Pepa to me!

Hmm, might be the same KIND of aroma.


Beth, I've gone all these years without making a "balls" joke. I'm not going to blow it now. But, you know, if someone else did it.....

 

[bovinehost]

Admit it, Jodizzlenizzle, you want her eyebrows.

 

[Ken Baker]

Ooooooo....

Ya think FedEX will ship a lump of coal from Indio to Dallas and have it arrive before Christmas?

Ken...

 

[Beth]

Yeah, that fulfills my "one 'Ball' joke per 10 years" requirement. Case closed!

 

[Beth]

Smells like Ace of Bass covered in Salt N Pepa to me!

Hmm, might be the same KIND of aroma.

That's the aroma of what happened to your eyebrow hairs all those years ago as a Navy Seal...

 

[Jodizzle]

naaa, I shave my eyebrows off and draw them on with sharpie

 

[kevin]

come on guys...lets just all relax and grab a soda:

 

[INMT]

I think I'll keep my old poster to myself, it would get deleted post haste......

 

[Big Poppa]

Jack your ad has a five string and we know that women cant play a fiver......

 

[bovinehost]

Hmm.

Have you sent that memo to Beth yet?

 

[Dr Stankface]

Bravo Jack!

 

[Jodizzle]

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Hmm ... ooohhh reeeaaalllllyy??

 

[sloshep]

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Hmm ... ooohhh reeeaaalllllyy??

Rock it Jodi.

Does BP know you have one of those?

 

[Beth]

Bravo Jodi!!!

 

[bovinehost]

You think she's manhandling that bass?

You should drive around late at night with her.