For the Wimmin Players

[bovinehost]

Hey, where's our "great" leader at??? Where did he dissapear to??

Macy's is having a sale on capri pants.

 

[Psychicpet]

Macy's is having a sale on capri pants.

 

[Beth]

This is a really good article about roles in society these days. I feel pretty good about this article:

The Menaissance | World | The Observer

So step it up, you WIMPS!

 

[bovinehost]

So step it up, you WIMPS!

Don't tell me what to do.

 

[Big Poppa]

yes dear

 

[Beth]

Hey guys, I've got the answer to an age-old riddle:

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

YES!

 

[cjoz]

Absolutely!!!

 

[mynan]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

I've posted this link before, but it makes me laugh every time I see it.

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

 

[SquidLizard]

The question about BP's pants is, are they MAN capris? Or just capris? There's a difference, ya know.






And does he also carry a MAN purse?

 

[Bass-sic]

Dear Frorumites,
BP and TNT can't play right now. They are busy cleaning the Mans World (the bathroom).
Love,
Their wives

Hee Hee LOL LOL Hee Hee

 

[Colin]

I'd like to thank Beth ... oh yeah, and for driving me to and from work.

so the bronco stays home?

 

[tiffles]

Like I said wimmin cannot handle a 5er...some can make good breatfast though

haaaa haaaa haaaa oh BUUURN!! i found this way too late lol!

this is like one of those complex reasoning questions on a maths exam... so if real men play 4 strings... and women cant handle them... then by deduction...only jackie would play a 5 string???

 

[Colin]

Tiffs when are you going to be on the radio?

 

[Jodizzle]

so the bronco stays home?

that SHE does lol!! Beth has been kind enough to pick me up and take me home. Works out pretty well since we live across the street from eachother. Saves me gas .. but I still get out on the weekend and run over emo kids in the mall parking lot ggrrOOwwwll

 

[Beth]

Just doing our part to be kind to the environment, and prevent Al Gores from rusting inside of snow globes!

The Bronco lives! The last time I was dropping Jodi off I heard the Bronco digesting the last of a Honda Civic. Ouch!

 

[Dead-Eye]

Like I said wimmin cannot handle a 5er...some can make good breatfast though

They can't handle a 5er and real men play 4 strings...so why do you make them at all?

 

[Big Poppa]

because I can

 

[bovinehost]

Because he loves me so.

 

[SharonG]

this is like one of those complex reasoning questions on a maths exam... so if real men play 4 strings... and women cant handle them... then by deduction...only jackie would play a 5 string???

Haha - Brilliant, Tiff!

Saves me from dragging out my pic of me gigging, yes, that's right, gigging my DG Bongo 5er.

 

[NorM]

That picture smells like a turd covered in burnt hair

Is that because it contains real bits of black panther. It did sting the nostrils.

I do enjoy a good bass line and a warm apartment that smells of rich mahogany.

I really hope I can count on you in the future for more Anchorman references. I love that movie.