ohdamnitsdevin
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I've got so much gas. Been farting all day.
Well, after that email I just received my curiosity has been satisfied!
WOW
Well we'd hate to bore you ...This is all getting a bit boring now. Anyone know the official launch date?
Well we'd hate to bore you ...
It's all up to BP as to when he's ready for the big reveal. I reckon' there are always a lot of moving pieces getting a new instrument on the market, so he's got a lot on the go.
This feels like an AA meeting thread now. I guess it's my turn to talk and unload a bit. So to make a long story short, I found myself in a large field with my suit muddy and torn, my hair matted to one side and myself kneeling down in the grass trying to make sense of it all. I couldn't hold back the tears as I saw flashbacks of images in my mind of the bits and pieces of the Majesty guitar. I needed more to gain a sense of purpose and completion. Not even the mightiest of screams while looking directly into the sun has helped the images come into focus more clearly. My wife and kids left me, my car is in a ditch last seen in flames and all my friends have abandoned me after calling me self destructive and obsessive. What the hell do they know?!
I could hear the search dogs barking in the distance when I decided to just run as fast as I could back home when I got a feeling deep in my loins of another teaser image of Majesty. When I arrived home all I saw were lies. threads upon threads of lies that lead to crushed hopes and dreams. In sheer frustration, I destroyed everything in my home with the exception of my Music Man guitars. And now, as I type this and left in ruin, I click refresh every 10 seconds until the point where my life will make sense again. It's up to you, BP. Save me from myself and show me what my bleeding eyes need more so than ever.
Never have I wanted for a weekend to end sooner than this one... colour me excited!I said to Dr Kev..."when I feel like it" hahahahahaah Waiting for better pics of more final instruments...If I show you guys something now and there is a slight change panties will be wadded and wedged...Ill have something for you Monday...
monday? Oh crap. There is not a temp agency in the world that can supply me with that many moderators for just one day at such short notice. :d
I said to Dr Kev..."when I feel like it" hahahahahaah Waiting for better pics of more final instruments...If I show you guys something now and there is a slight change panties will be wadded and wedged...Ill have something for you Monday...
Haha ... my deepest sympathies from BarbadosMonday? Oh crap. There is not a temp agency in the world that can supply me with that many moderators for just one day at such short notice.![]()