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Friday Majesty Update

I have never been so impatient as I am now.......Big Poppa, this truley is torture........

I can help no one else now.......:(
 
This is all getting a bit boring now. Anyone know the official launch date?
Well we'd hate to bore you ...

It's all up to BP as to when he's ready for the big reveal. I reckon' there are always a lot of moving pieces getting a new instrument on the market, so he's got a lot on the go.
 
This feels like an AA meeting thread now. I guess it's my turn to talk and unload a bit. So to make a long story short, I found myself in a large field with my suit muddy and torn, my hair matted to one side and myself kneeling down in the grass trying to make sense of it all. I couldn't hold back the tears as I saw flashbacks of images in my mind of the bits and pieces of the Majesty guitar. I needed more to gain a sense of purpose and completion. Not even the mightiest of screams while looking directly into the sun has helped the images come into focus more clearly. My wife and kids left me, my car is in a ditch last seen in flames and all my friends have abandoned me after calling me self destructive and obsessive. What the hell do they know?!

I could hear the search dogs barking in the distance when I decided to just run as fast as I could back home when I got a feeling deep in my loins of another teaser image of Majesty. When I arrived home all I saw were lies. threads upon threads of lies that lead to crushed hopes and dreams. In sheer frustration, I destroyed everything in my home with the exception of my Music Man guitars. And now, as I type this and left in ruin, I click refresh every 10 seconds until the point where my life will make sense again. It's up to you, BP. Save me from myself and show me what my bleeding eyes need more so than ever.
 
Well we'd hate to bore you ...

It's all up to BP as to when he's ready for the big reveal. I reckon' there are always a lot of moving pieces getting a new instrument on the market, so he's got a lot on the go.

No problem beej, I just have a very short attention span.

You are correct, it does take a lot of planning and organising to bring a new product to the market. Part of that is stirring up interest in the market sector prior to the final launch which is exactly what BP is doing now. The launch is usually preceded by an official announcement and I wondered if that had been made yet and I had missed it. I'm sure it will be worth the wait.
 
In all honesty I was just trying to give a fun distraction while we wait....lol....Im having fun, are you guys? (Im crying inside)
 
This feels like an AA meeting thread now. I guess it's my turn to talk and unload a bit. So to make a long story short, I found myself in a large field with my suit muddy and torn, my hair matted to one side and myself kneeling down in the grass trying to make sense of it all. I couldn't hold back the tears as I saw flashbacks of images in my mind of the bits and pieces of the Majesty guitar. I needed more to gain a sense of purpose and completion. Not even the mightiest of screams while looking directly into the sun has helped the images come into focus more clearly. My wife and kids left me, my car is in a ditch last seen in flames and all my friends have abandoned me after calling me self destructive and obsessive. What the hell do they know?!

I could hear the search dogs barking in the distance when I decided to just run as fast as I could back home when I got a feeling deep in my loins of another teaser image of Majesty. When I arrived home all I saw were lies. threads upon threads of lies that lead to crushed hopes and dreams. In sheer frustration, I destroyed everything in my home with the exception of my Music Man guitars. And now, as I type this and left in ruin, I click refresh every 10 seconds until the point where my life will make sense again. It's up to you, BP. Save me from myself and show me what my bleeding eyes need more so than ever.

I enjoyed reading that. I hope you write for a living. If not, you've got talent that is not being recognized. :)

And I hope BP ends this torture soon!
 
I asked BP if there was an official release date. His answer was, in a nut shell, not yet. In the mean time, enjoy your weekend. All will be revealed before too long. It'll be worth the wait.
 
I said to Dr Kev..."when I feel like it" hahahahahaah Waiting for better pics of more final instruments...If I show you guys something now and there is a slight change panties will be wadded and wedged...Ill have something for you Monday...
 
I said to Dr Kev..."when I feel like it" hahahahahaah Waiting for better pics of more final instruments...If I show you guys something now and there is a slight change panties will be wadded and wedged...Ill have something for you Monday...
Never have I wanted for a weekend to end sooner than this one... colour me excited!
 
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I said to Dr Kev..."when I feel like it" hahahahahaah Waiting for better pics of more final instruments...If I show you guys something now and there is a slight change panties will be wadded and wedged...Ill have something for you Monday...

This is great news:)
 
I thought a full day of NFL would make it go by faster but damn this day is dragging on.....
 
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