Fyi....

[Jazzbassman23]

I thought a tacky pickguard was a new feature EBMM was offering. You know, for those songs you have to play with a pick, you could just put it on the tacky pickguard, and voila, it sticks. When you need it again, it's right there.

Jeez, maybe I should copyright that idea

 

[tombboy]

I have a freshly sliced lump of 'slack' heading your way! BP
About the above post.... I've been feeling a little 'cautious' lately. Perhaps my nutjobs have become slackjawed?? Have you a tool or something? Customer Services?

 

[Big Poppa]

Notice from The UK mInistry of health and the center for the preservation of 1940's dental work

TO: Mr. Thomas Boy
RE: Confirmed diagnosis; slackjawedisimus nutjobakissimus.

Dear Mr. Boy

Our lead physician Dr.Jack Wanksalot has confirmed your unfortunate diagnosis of SN.
This is caused by frequent days in poor weather, pies made with mammals organs instead of apples, and frequenting online forums. There is some speculation that excessive doses of Spotted Dick can exagerate this disease that is spreading like some conspiracy theories.

We have scheduled your appointment for August 1, 2037 with your national health provider or you can post a check for $4,578.00 and you can see our private Doctor Dr.
Andrew Stankface. We can also schedule your annual teeth darkening and random extraction.

Thanking you in the warmest of holiday cheer...

DR. Derek Clive
Managing Director

 

[shamus63]

YOu have a poster over there that allegedly was the final straw in bringing the ampeg forum down...was banned here and threatened with felony prosecution. Banned from Harley's site....banned from the Pit more than once and vegas isnt giving odds on how long he will last with you guys......

Yeah, he's flipping forums faster than I flip basses!

 

[Big Poppa]

Yeah, he's flipping forums faster than I flip basses!

The difference is that you choose to flip the basses

 

[Beth]

Notice from The UK mInistry of health and the center for the preservation of 1940's dental work

TO: Mr. Thomas Boy
RE: Confirmed diagnosis; slackjawedisimus nutjobakissimus.

Dear Mr. Boy

Our lead physician Dr.Jack Wanksalot has confirmed your unfortunate diagnosis of SN.
This is caused by frequent days in poor weather, pies made with mammals organs instead of apples, and frequenting online forums. There is some speculation that excessive doses of Spotted Dick can exagerate this disease that is spreading like some conspiracy theories.

We have scheduled your appointment for August 1, 2037 with your national health provider or you can post a check for $4,578.00 and you can see our private Doctor Dr.
Andrew Stankface. We can also schedule your annual teeth darkening and random extraction.

Thanking you in the warmest of holiday cheer...

DR. Derek Clive
Managing Director

***howling with laughter***

Tom,

Really, Jammie17 made an absolute nuisance of himself here (after being banned I recall him re-registering to pose as a teenage girl) and in many other internet forums. I had a looooong phone conversation with the guy, he didn't actually seem that bad at first, just a little socially needy, but then he started harassing people on the forum. I think his actions have really explained that he just really wants attention (see: teenage girl) and is waiting for his 5 minutes of fame.

Koogs, how about when BP (RoadRunner) runs through the painted-on-a-brick-wall tunnel, BigBallz (Coyote) tries to run through it, smacks into the brick wall. Stares at camera with "wah wah waaaaaaaah" tuba riff in the background, then you hear a HONK HONK and a real semi truck comes out of the fake tunnel and runs him over.

Happy Holidays everyone!!!
Beth

 

[tombboy]

Notice from The UK mInistry of health and the center for the preservation of 1940's dental work

TO: Mr. Thomas Boy
RE: Confirmed diagnosis; slackjawedisimus nutjobakissimus.

Dear Mr. Boy

Our lead physician Dr.Jack Wanksalot has confirmed your unfortunate diagnosis of SN.
This is caused by frequent days in poor weather, pies made with mammals organs instead of apples, and frequenting online forums. There is some speculation that excessive doses of Spotted Dick can exagerate this disease that is spreading like some conspiracy theories.

We have scheduled your appointment for August 1, 2037 with your national health provider or you can post a check for $4,578.00 and you can see our private Doctor Dr.
Andrew Stankface. We can also schedule your annual teeth darkening and random extraction.

Thanking you in the warmest of holiday cheer...

DR. Derek Clive
Managing Director

Do you not just do a hex key or something? Only I self randomly extracted the other day!

 

[tombboy]

Really, Jammie17 made an absolute nuisance of himself here (after being banned I recall him re-registering to pose as a teenage girl) and in many other internet forums. I had a looooong phone conversation with the guy, he didn't actually seem that bad at first, just a little socially needy, but then he started harassing people on the forum. I think his actions have really explained that he just really wants attention (see: teenage girl) and is waiting for his 5 minutes of fame. Beth

Hi Beth,
I think he came to Bassworld looking for people to back his argument but met some fierce opposition instead and has ended up making himself look a complete plonker in the process. He posted a VERY derogative message to all EBMM forumites and has since edited it.
If we ignore him long enough he'll get bored and move on to www.personalitydisorderedpillocks.com with any luck!
Have a great festive holidays everyone!!
Jamie

 

[shamus63]

The difference is that you choose to flip the basses

True.

 

[azzy_wazzy]

You know BP, your post made me really glad I've always refused to eat steak and kidney pie... or anything with kidney in it for that matter. Or liver... eugh. I shudder to think what my symptoms of SN would be

The very strange thing that jammie is that I think he still logs online here, as I'm certain he contributed some money to my parachute jump fund - and on here was the only place I mentioned it, so he clearly has a fondness for this place he doesn't like to admit to!!!

But then who wouldn't be fond of this place

 

[tombboy]

You know BP, your post made me really glad I've always refused to eat steak and kidney pie... or anything with kidney in it for that matter. Or liver... eugh. I shudder to think what my symptoms of SN would be

Reminds me of the fella who walked into a butchers and said "Can I have one of those steak & kiddly pies please?"
The butchers tried to correct him, saying "Don't you mean steak and kidney?" to which he replies "Thats what I said, diddle I?"






I'll get my coat.......

 

[AnthonyD]

I truly believe that people get what they deserve...

That we reap what we sow...

Both in positive and negative energy and experience.

 

[Big Poppa]

Too bad he doesnt have a prarchute fund...I might donate to the parachute stuffer's holiday fund

 

[azzy_wazzy]

Too bad he doesnt have a prarchute fund...I might donate to the parachute stuffer's holiday fund

Oooh Sterling you're wicked

I do love your sense of humour!

 

[tombboy]

I thought most stuff their own?
Which is what he has achieved on BW!!!

 

[tadawson]

Too bad he doesnt have a prarchute fund...I might donate to the parachute stuffer's holiday fund

. . . . Has brief comic vision of a wanker falling through space, pulling the ripcord, and seeing a couple hundred "tacky" old MM pickguards come flying out of the pack, and plummeting to earth to be cerimoniously covered by same . . . . . . . ala the Coyote, once again . . . .

- Tim

 

[AnthonyD]

I truly believe that people get what they deserve...

That we reap what we sow...

Both in positive and negative energy and experience.

Too bad he doesnt have a prarchute fund...I might donate to the parachute stuffer's holiday fund

Wow... Hysterical!




Okay, so I quoted myself - I'm a dork - thought it was necessary...

 

[Big Poppa]

enough with the dolt...im sgoing shopping

 

[tombboy]

Everyones buying into this 'Jammie17' fella back in Blighty. Told him what he was worth and ended up getting roasted by admin on BW. B######ks to them... I PLAY ERNIE BALL BASS GUITARS AND LOVE 'EM TO F###KING BITS!!!!! I feel more at home here, than listening to some sabotaging #### (censored.... ie: slackjawed nutjob)!!!!
Where can I dump my bags???

 

[Big Poppa]

you are welcome here...thats all Im gonna say