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Big Poppa

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I found this while surfing Google news....





San Francisco Chronicle

By Ray Ratto

7-23-07

BARRY ZITO MAKES DESPERATE PLEA FOR HELP, BLAMES GUITAR STRING SALESMAN FOR POOR START.

The Giants seemingly were in the cat bird seat when they won the Barry Zito lottery. A proven winner , left handed to boot. A bay area mainstay...steady eddie...A barry withour zits on his back....the nice Barry.

The Giants shelled out $126 Million doaalrs to get this crafty lefty. Much to the Giants dismay Barry has been a bust. In the locker room after games when he is shellacked he just stares in off in the distance in what best can be described as a prozac/phil mickelson "Wha Happened " stare.

He has been searching for answers....He's watched film of his past sucesses. He's seen a shrink. The pitching coach has spent hours on end with his mental approach.

His mother found the answer however....Turns out there is a rapid fanboy from the hillbilly delta now living in the California desert that has be electronically stalking him. THis fanboy can be seen each day that Barry starts with the same unwashed barry zito t shirt......Co workers have resigned next to him...coincidence? I think not. Each morning he sends barry pictures of himself to BARRY'S PRIVATE EMAIL. Barry cant escape this guy...Harry and David Fruit baskets, Sandy koufax "how to pitch Lefthanded" This stalker even sent him a st christopher.

Barry is making this public and wants this stalker to follow the Angels and take the pressure off the team. Barry Bonds has been stuck at two short and this salesman is also the root cause.
 

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if anybody has seen this man, please contact Brian Sabean asap!!!! According to the associated press Mr. Scoles has a few questions for the Giants general manager. First and foremost what was he thinking trading away Joe Nathan and Fransico Liriano for AJ Pierdoubleplayinski? Mr. Sabean should know that the above mentioned suspect has been playing second fiddle to the Halo's since the day Dusty Baker took that all to memorable walk and call to the bullpen. Mr. Scoles has been quoted on saying he is considering opening up his own Mexican restaurant next season just to appease the costs of feeding Brian for 4 years in a row. Unfortunately Mr. Scoles couldn't be reached for comments at this time, he has been stuck in a halfway home since October of 2002.....he claims "The Monkeys" are coming to get him and they've got Scott Spiezo with them.





*******ha,ha,ha,ha....classic post Sterling, i love it!*******
 

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I just hope Mr Bonds doesnt break the HR record against my Braves this week. Atlanta is visiting the Giants, starting tonight, for a 4 game series.......
 

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I just hope Mr Bonds doesnt break the HR record against my Braves this week. Atlanta is visiting the Giants, starting tonight, for a 4 game series.......

that would be my sweet revenge for 1993......we had 103 wins and didn't make the playoffs because the Braves won 104 that year. It came down to the last day of the season and the Dodgers beat us to knock us out......tough year!! I had tickets purchased(well my mom did, i was 14) to the one game playoff in SF that would of happened if the Giants and Braves would of tied.
 

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'93 reminds me of '94. I'm still not over that season or lack there of. Thanks Kev as if I wasn't having a bad enough Monday as is. Now I'm really fired up :)
 

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'93 reminds me of '94. I'm still not over that season or lack there of. Thanks Kev as if I wasn't having a bad enough Monday as is. Now I'm really fired up :)

what fires me up is the Giants bleacher seats going from $16 in 2006 to $32 in 2007. The Expo's are still fired up too....they had baseballs best record that year and players like Pedro Martinez, Marquis Grissom, Rondell White, Moises Alou, Delano Deshields, Larry Walker great ball club. They should of won it that year......
 

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Atlanta is having a rough week, the Braves have Bonds and the Giants for 4 games, with Bonds close to breaking the HR record, and then to our football team, the Falcons, well, you all know whats going on with our QB!!!!
 

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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1E-r887nA"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

this will change your lifes....
 

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My twins also got Boof Bonser out of that deal. hahaha what a amazing trade hahah sorry to sound like a jerk but i think we got the better end of that deal.
 

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if he ever did use steroids he'd probably be a Signature Artist and get some freebee's. :) :)

That money's going to pay the $126 Million Barry Zito contract :( :( :) :)

Have a good weekend everyone!!
 
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