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San Francisco Chronicle
By Ray Ratto
7-23-07
BARRY ZITO MAKES DESPERATE PLEA FOR HELP, BLAMES GUITAR STRING SALESMAN FOR POOR START.
The Giants seemingly were in the cat bird seat when they won the Barry Zito lottery. A proven winner , left handed to boot. A bay area mainstay...steady eddie...A barry withour zits on his back....the nice Barry.
The Giants shelled out $126 Million doaalrs to get this crafty lefty. Much to the Giants dismay Barry has been a bust. In the locker room after games when he is shellacked he just stares in off in the distance in what best can be described as a prozac/phil mickelson "Wha Happened " stare.
He has been searching for answers....He's watched film of his past sucesses. He's seen a shrink. The pitching coach has spent hours on end with his mental approach.
His mother found the answer however....Turns out there is a rapid fanboy from the hillbilly delta now living in the California desert that has be electronically stalking him. THis fanboy can be seen each day that Barry starts with the same unwashed barry zito t shirt......Co workers have resigned next to him...coincidence? I think not. Each morning he sends barry pictures of himself to BARRY'S PRIVATE EMAIL. Barry cant escape this guy...Harry and David Fruit baskets, Sandy koufax "how to pitch Lefthanded" This stalker even sent him a st christopher.
Barry is making this public and wants this stalker to follow the Angels and take the pressure off the team. Barry Bonds has been stuck at two short and this salesman is also the root cause.
San Francisco Chronicle
By Ray Ratto
7-23-07
BARRY ZITO MAKES DESPERATE PLEA FOR HELP, BLAMES GUITAR STRING SALESMAN FOR POOR START.
The Giants seemingly were in the cat bird seat when they won the Barry Zito lottery. A proven winner , left handed to boot. A bay area mainstay...steady eddie...A barry withour zits on his back....the nice Barry.
The Giants shelled out $126 Million doaalrs to get this crafty lefty. Much to the Giants dismay Barry has been a bust. In the locker room after games when he is shellacked he just stares in off in the distance in what best can be described as a prozac/phil mickelson "Wha Happened " stare.
He has been searching for answers....He's watched film of his past sucesses. He's seen a shrink. The pitching coach has spent hours on end with his mental approach.
His mother found the answer however....Turns out there is a rapid fanboy from the hillbilly delta now living in the California desert that has be electronically stalking him. THis fanboy can be seen each day that Barry starts with the same unwashed barry zito t shirt......Co workers have resigned next to him...coincidence? I think not. Each morning he sends barry pictures of himself to BARRY'S PRIVATE EMAIL. Barry cant escape this guy...Harry and David Fruit baskets, Sandy koufax "how to pitch Lefthanded" This stalker even sent him a st christopher.
Barry is making this public and wants this stalker to follow the Angels and take the pressure off the team. Barry Bonds has been stuck at two short and this salesman is also the root cause.
