Guess what I can buy

[Steve Dude Barr]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[kaaikop]

Happy birthday buddy!
Take good care of that good lookin' Ray, she'll score you some chicks!!!

 

[syciprider]

Remember, it is now illegal for you to to sleep with your 17 y.o. girlfriend.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Remember, it is now illegal for you to to sleep with your 17 y.o. girlfriend.

Dooh...that's right huh?

 

[EasyTiger]

Happy BD brother, just think if you lives in OZ you could buy beer aswell

 

[Aussie Mark]

Remember, it is now illegal for you to to sleep with your 17 y.o. girlfriend.

WTF? You're kidding, surely. He's only a year older, it's not like he's Gary Glitter. If that really is the case, 17yo girls would never get laid legally, since they're generally not too interested in other 17yos.

 

[Figjam]

Im not sure what the exact law is on that. I know that no matter what age, anything below 18 i think if you are 3+ years apart, its illegal.

Idk what the rule for 17/18 is.

 

[Figjam]

WTF? You're kidding, surely. He's only a year older, it's not like he's Gary Glitter. If that really is the case, 17yo girls would never get laid legally, since they're generally not too interested in other 17yos.

So i take it you dont have a problem with sexually active 17 year olds?

 

[Mobay45]

If you lived in Texas in 1973 you would be of legal age to imbibe.

I know because I was.

 

[maddog]

Age of consent in 'Bama is 16 years of age.

http://www.legislature.state.al.us/CodeofAlabama/1975/coatoc.htm

Just wanted to make sure you are not ignorant of the law because ignorance is no defense.

 

[skabassist13]

If you lived in Texas in 1973 you would be of legal age to imbibe.

I know because I was.

What is that?

 

[Randracula]

WTF? You're kidding, surely. He's only a year older, it's not like he's Gary Glitter. If that really is the case, 17yo girls would never get laid legally, since they're generally not too interested in other 17yos.

+1.......I had a 17 year old girlfriend when I was 18 and never had any problems.She did have a kid already so that might have had something to do with it

 

[Aussie Mark]

So i take it you dont have a problem with sexually active 17 year olds?

Not if the law permits it, as it does in most parts of the world. I just couldn't understand why someone turning 18 would no longer be able to bang his 17yo girlfriend. That type of law is just plain ridiculous.

 

[Aussie Mark]

Where you could drink now

 

[Jazzbassman23]

Andrew, regarding that psychology degree. You do realize that you're in for a long haul if you plan on getting any job worth having? A PhD is pretty much required to do most jobs in the field. I have an undergrad degree in psych, and while I liked school, I didn't like it enough to want to pursue a doctorate. Just a thought. Congrats on your birthday.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Don't worry guys. I don't have a girlfriend at the moment and their are none in the wings. Although, next time one comes my way, i'll be sure to verify that they are at least 16 years of age.

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

Congrats Mr. Stankface

 

[strummer]

Lottery tickets. Tobbacco (in Georgia. Right across the river) Stuff off of infomercials. And porn.

And now my parents can legally kick me out.

That's right. Today is my 18th b-day.

Sorry I'm late...

Happy birthday, Stanky

 

[Mobay45]

Don't worry guys. I don't have a girlfriend at the moment and their are none in the wings. Although, next time one comes my way, i'll be sure to verify that they are at least 16 years of age.

No more of those 13 year olds for you, huh!

Ska, imbibe means to drink alchoholic beverages.

 

[tkarter]

Sorry I am late to wish you a Happy Birthday little bro.
Happy Birthday Andrew.
Don't buy any tobacco.

Keep on slappin.

tk