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Aragorn35016
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Happy Bday to you sir!!
AnthonyD
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Hoping this message finds you in a "happy" place!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
bovinehost
Administrator
Koogs:
Remember Murphy's Laws of Combat!
Oh, and happy birthday.
Jack
And some of my Murphy's faves:
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
- If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.
- Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
- If at first you don't succeed, call in an air-strike.
- Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
- No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. (my personal favorite)
- The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
- The burst radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
- Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. (this one always makes me laugh)
- The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
- Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet. (In my experience, it's not the canteen - it's that big 48 oz plastic coffee cup you carried all the way from the 7-11 in Miami.)
I'm sure Koogs knows most of these but thought some of you other guys might enjoy them.
Remember Murphy's Laws of Combat!
Oh, and happy birthday.
Jack
And some of my Murphy's faves:
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
- If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.
- Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
- If at first you don't succeed, call in an air-strike.
- Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
- No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. (my personal favorite)
- The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
- The burst radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
- Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. (this one always makes me laugh)
- The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
- Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet. (In my experience, it's not the canteen - it's that big 48 oz plastic coffee cup you carried all the way from the 7-11 in Miami.)
I'm sure Koogs knows most of these but thought some of you other guys might enjoy them.
strummer
Enormous Member
Happy birthday, Koogs!
Jack, you owe me a keyboard
Jack, you owe me a keyboard
koogie2k
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Thanks everyone.....Jack...yep, seen them all and have been privy to some of those...lol.
kbaim
Well-known member
A very happy birthday, Koogs.
And also wishing you well for the holidays.
And also wishing you well for the holidays.
Rod Trussbroken
Moderator
Happy birthday Koogs.
Psycho Ward
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I will drink a beer in your honor! Happy Birthday Koogs!
Dr Stankface
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Koogs! You're the man! Happy birthday!
Psychicpet
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Sorry to be late to the party Koogs but happy B-Day!!!!
Hope it was a great time!!!.... and heck, might as well make the whole week a 'birth of Koog celebration'
Hope it was a great time!!!.... and heck, might as well make the whole week a 'birth of Koog celebration'
bassmancb
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Happy belated birthday from the Bassman!!!
