Happy Valentine's day to all the girls here

[Grand Wazoo]

I got myself in a little bit of trouble...

I got stuck in the snow on the way home the other night and had to sleep in the car. It was no fun, let me tell you - I was hungry, lonely and f****g freezing. I barely slept a wink.

In the morning the snow had melted a bit and I was able to continue on my way. Having had such a **** night, I decided to go round to my girlfriend's house. When I got there I parked outside, looked up and saw her at her bedroom window. She looked so happy to see me. Suddenly I was overcome with emotion because I was so pleased to see her too. We've been together for three years so far and had some wonderful times. I know it may sound soppy and over-the-top but, at that moment in time, there was no-one else on Earth that I wanted to be with. She was the one.

I got out of the car and made my way towards her front door. The front lawn was a blanket of untouched snow and, with my girlfriend still watching me, an idea crossed my mind. Giddy with emotion, I stepped onto the lawn, got down on one knee and began to carve a message in the snow, letter by letter...

HANNAH, WILL YOU MA...

I looked up and could see her starting to breathe heavily, trying to smile as her eyes welled up with tears...

...KE ME A CUP OF TEA AND A SANDWICH?

That was 4 days ago, and the ***** still isn't speaking to me.

 

[Smellybum]

A word from old smelly....

For those of you with someone special to share the 14th with, don't wait for one day in your life to show how much you love them, do something special every day to keep your love fresh,

Read Men are from mars and see life from your opposites perspective, treat them as you'd like to be treated and treat every day as if it were your last.

No matter how fast you are, when your time is up, your time is up, work, stress, money that big promotion; it's all crap, if there were 24 hours left in your world none of it would mean a thing, apart from being with the one you love.

Make the 14th special, and make every other day count.



OOOOOOOOOOOOOhh man, I gotta lay of this wine.


7 days from now my wife and I will have been together 10 years exactly, I still keep the ticket stubs from our first date to the cinema, life can be pretty bad sometimes, but when you don't expect it someone amazing comes into your life then it's all good.

 

[73h Nils]

CaptMoto wins at life. LOL.

 

[leftyguitarblue]

well said Smelly.

+1

 

[Slingy]

HANNAH, WILL YOU MA...

I looked up and could see her starting to breathe heavily, trying to smile as her eyes welled up with tears...

...KE ME A CUP OF TEA AND A SANDWICH?

That was 4 days ago, and the ***** still isn't speaking to me.

Oh man you've got alot to learn. You just can't joke about the "M" word.

 

[Grand Wazoo]

I hope you all understand that that was a joke, it's not a true story, it never happened, if it did, I wouldn't have lived to tell the tale.

Oh and I do love my girl, awww

 

[Astrofreq]

There are no girls on this site. Give me a break.

 

[Grand Wazoo]

I think you'll find there are quite a few, Beth who is the First Lady of EBMMM, and that lady that plays a Bongo and a Sterling, can't remember her name.... so yeah there are ladies here too

 

[Astrofreq]

okay. 2 women. you showed me.

 

[DrGonzo5150]

okay. 2 women. you showed me.

+1

Indeed... we are inundated... We shall rally together and fend them off with our Balls