mesadualrec
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Here ya go Fred
and BTW - just lowered the price on the Envy SS
yeah just noticed that
thats a super looking axe you got yerself there
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yeah just noticed that
thats a super looking axe you got yerself there
Bass-sic
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Ha Ha Ha....LOL... Ha Ha Ha...LOL...Ha Ha Ha
You guys think you have hiding places that we don't know about...LOL
We don't let you know that we know where your hiding place is....because it wouldn't be your hiding place anymore
The true hiding places are the ones we have....Sorry, I can't be a Double Agent here and give that secret away. If I divulge that information, I'd have to kill myself.
Let's just say:
Your Toys = More guilt-free Toys for us:
(Now where did I put that Credit Card?)
You guys think you have hiding places that we don't know about...LOL
We don't let you know that we know where your hiding place is....because it wouldn't be your hiding place anymore
The true hiding places are the ones we have....Sorry, I can't be a Double Agent here and give that secret away. If I divulge that information, I'd have to kill myself.
Let's just say:
Your Toys = More guilt-free Toys for us
:(Now where did I put that Credit Card?)
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Big Poppa
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atta girl! ITs just like when Dargie and Brian always remind us they always knew as kids where the keys to the booze cabinet was....what the parental lock out codes were etc. It would take them 5 minutes to find it when we changed. Women know more than they let on ....I cant say that for men
DrBob
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My guitarist work colleagues benefit from a very generous 'Guitar Lending Library' service that I provide at work, one guy in particular who sits opposite me has three sons ranging from 17-12 who all play the guitar and as a result of my 'unstinting generosity' and revolving door policy on guitar ownership none of them have ever had to play at consecutive music practical exams or school concerts with the same guitar twice ! In fact of the last 6 guitars I've bought 4 of them have never even made it home before being sold on, often to Kompressaur1
I've just read that back, man that's not right, that's a bit twisted, How have I got to this point
Mind you I've got one friend who's relentless guitar buying is sooooo out of control that he's taken to only buying acoustics because to his wifes untutored eye 'it's the same brown box with a hole in it that was sitting on the stand last week'
Regrettably my wife Zoey not only knows how to differentiate a guitar from bass, but can also tell an EVH from an Axis, from an ASS.
Dammit..........
I've just read that back, man that's not right, that's a bit twisted, How have I got to this point
Mind you I've got one friend who's relentless guitar buying is sooooo out of control that he's taken to only buying acoustics because to his wifes untutored eye 'it's the same brown box with a hole in it that was sitting on the stand last week'
Regrettably my wife Zoey not only knows how to differentiate a guitar from bass, but can also tell an EVH from an Axis, from an ASS.
Dammit..........
Bass-sic
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I've got more hiding places than anyone knows about. I have so many I'm constantly forgetting where they are.
Lol...keep thinking that. Remember a Woman never forgets.
Bass-sic
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Big Poppa,
You are so right. Kids are so smart. I was in the car with a Three year old and her Mom. The Mom was telling me she bought her daughter a B-A-R-B-I-E (spelling it so the daughter wouldn't understand). The three year old immediatly replies, "You bought me a Barbie, Mommy".
They see and hear everything.
You are so right. Kids are so smart. I was in the car with a Three year old and her Mom. The Mom was telling me she bought her daughter a B-A-R-B-I-E (spelling it so the daughter wouldn't understand). The three year old immediatly replies, "You bought me a Barbie, Mommy".
They see and hear everything.
they have to, they are like little drones, they pick up info and try to emulate
"monkey see monkey do"
you always know the parents are dumb if the kids are pretending to be smart.
and if the kids are smart, you should beware of the parents
(joke for all customer support people)
"monkey see monkey do"
you always know the parents are dumb if the kids are pretending to be smart.
and if the kids are smart, you should beware of the parents
(joke for all customer support people)
TNT
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See, you just proved my point!! That's why I didn't want any wife/girlfriend on this thread.
But let the truth be known (I'm compelled to say it now you forced me): We (guys) KNOW that you (gals) know where are hiding places are, the ones that we let you think we don't know that you know.
This thread is not about "those" hiding places. This is about the hiding places that you really don't know about, the ones you'll never know about, the ones we dare you to find, the ones. . . . . . . . . I think I've hammered that point home. Anyway, it's those hiding places. Thanks guys for posting the "other" hiding places (just confirms what we knew already). We'll just keep the real places our secret and use e-mail to share those! Not the e-mail address that they think you don't know that they know about . . . . . . . .
Hah, we got em'! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
PeteDuBaldo
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I use "I'm just borrowing this one from the store" and it works great. Of course filling 2 closets and stacking more up behind the couch doesn't exactly keep them hidden...
Michael, your method is the best I have seen yet!
Michael, your method is the best I have seen yet!
My g/f helped me pick my Silo. She doesn't know jack about guitars but she has great taste in colors, and she does know a good sound from a bad one.
I say let them in on the fun and have them help you pick out colors and such. That'll make them excited about it too
I say let them in on the fun and have them help you pick out colors and such. That'll make them excited about it too
Headstock
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I am guessing one could also add 3-4 months to this number and it would be a much more powerful of a statement.
Oooh. Look at the little beej(s)
and on topic, if I did not have this signature vvvvvvvv staring back at me every day I might not remember what I have
so I vote for the confusion principle... "nah I sent this one into the factory for a tune up"
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beej
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Oh sweet Jesus ... not yet ...Oooh. Look at the little beej(s)
Though that makes for more hiding places. "I have no idea how that got in the crib. But he likes it, so I'm going to buy him more."
JeffreyB
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I have tons of friends that always leave their guitars at my house for me to "fix" or "check out on the gig"...they get delivered to my work....everyone at my office rag me every time the UPS man brings in another big box.
Geez...this GAS is killing me since I joined this forum.
Geez...this GAS is killing me since I joined this forum.
Big Poppa
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Jeffey you live in one of my favorite towns....Do you know the Long Family?
JeffreyB
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Lonnie and Edy Long????
TNT, If I was in your situation I would be jumping for joy. I'm still working on getting my first ball.
I would have a room built, where you can only get in by typing in the correct code to enter. The ultimate MAN Palace, where men can play with their balls and jam till their fingers bleed.
But In all reality, I would probably get one of those multi guitar stands, that can hold like 6 or 7 guitars.
But If you can get by the first one I said, do that.
I would have a room built, where you can only get in by typing in the correct code to enter. The ultimate MAN Palace, where men can play with their balls and jam till their fingers bleed.
But In all reality, I would probably get one of those multi guitar stands, that can hold like 6 or 7 guitars.
But If you can get by the first one I said, do that.
phatduckk
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im single so i dont have to face this yet. i do get crap from coworkers about the guitars that keep coming in. and i keep just about all of em.
as far as hiding places... well i remember hiding stuff from my mom not too long ago
places she's too grossed out to go (those whacky parts of the garage) work well. also, some of the obvious places get overlooked.
frankly im just running out of room now and kinda have to slow down.
as far as hiding places... well i remember hiding stuff from my mom not too long ago
places she's too grossed out to go (those whacky parts of the garage) work well. also, some of the obvious places get overlooked.
frankly im just running out of room now and kinda have to slow down.
silverburst
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There's always the old motorcycle scheme my friend and I would play. Mom would come over and ask whose m/c it was. The response would be "It's Todd's, his mother won't let him have a motorbike, so he keeps it here." He would do the same for me, too. Fortunately our moms didn't know each other.
This could be applied for knuckleheads too. "Did you buy a 30th Stingray? No, Rex bought another one and doesn't want his wife to know about it..."
Or you could always buy a bunch of the exact same guitar (or bass), and figure that they will lose track. Or combine the two.
This could be applied for knuckleheads too. "Did you buy a 30th Stingray? No, Rex bought another one and doesn't want his wife to know about it..."
Or you could always buy a bunch of the exact same guitar (or bass), and figure that they will lose track. Or combine the two.
Tim O'Sullivan
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Just buy them all the same colour, she will not know the difference!
