Felix
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I think this may be a serious problem people but as of yet I dont want to get the Vatican involved. Perhaps some of you out there can help, but if you can, beware of who you talk to. Walls have ears you know.
I have had my "BLACK" EB Stingray for about 2 months now. Its my first you know & I am much taken with it.
I noticed something strange about a month ago. I felt more drawn to play & practice than usual & this became something of an obsesion during the dark hours. During these seemingly harmless musical trysts I would begin to feel a realy heavy vibration in my chest that would only cause me to caugh at first just to clear my chest but then, as the night wore on, I would begin to delight in this draining but elating feeling. It was like the bass had some sort of sypathetic vibration tuned exactly to my chest cavity.
Now I know what you are thinking. Get some wieght off fatty but no! The doc has given me a clean bill of health. Says I'm just a tad anemic & gave me some iron pills. (This is a worry if you read on.....)
Everything was fine until I needed to put the bass down. The strap gets caught, cant get the lead out, I bite some poor sod aroung the back of the head with the rather robust machine heads whilst turning to talk to somone. You know the usual bass thing just, more frequent
I cant tell you all that in my 40 thingy whatnot years on this planet, I have seen a lot of serious documentaries on this subject. I sight such academicly aclaimed studies like, "The Bride of Dracula", "Abbot & Costello Meet Dracula", "Confessions of a Vampire Window Cleaner" & "Interview with a Vampire" not to mention probably the most indepth study on the subject of inanimate vampirical objects, "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle"
I can therefore come to only one conclusion. I think I own a.....
Da da da Daaaaaaaaa!
Vampire Bass.
I am unsure how this is going to pan out people so keep the net free & watch this page for more information.
I can only hope I am its only victim & that there arn't any more of the buggers out there.
This is Felix....signing off.
I have had my "BLACK" EB Stingray for about 2 months now. Its my first you know & I am much taken with it.
I noticed something strange about a month ago. I felt more drawn to play & practice than usual & this became something of an obsesion during the dark hours. During these seemingly harmless musical trysts I would begin to feel a realy heavy vibration in my chest that would only cause me to caugh at first just to clear my chest but then, as the night wore on, I would begin to delight in this draining but elating feeling. It was like the bass had some sort of sypathetic vibration tuned exactly to my chest cavity.
Now I know what you are thinking. Get some wieght off fatty but no! The doc has given me a clean bill of health. Says I'm just a tad anemic & gave me some iron pills. (This is a worry if you read on.....)
Everything was fine until I needed to put the bass down. The strap gets caught, cant get the lead out, I bite some poor sod aroung the back of the head with the rather robust machine heads whilst turning to talk to somone. You know the usual bass thing just, more frequent
I cant tell you all that in my 40 thingy whatnot years on this planet, I have seen a lot of serious documentaries on this subject. I sight such academicly aclaimed studies like, "The Bride of Dracula", "Abbot & Costello Meet Dracula", "Confessions of a Vampire Window Cleaner" & "Interview with a Vampire" not to mention probably the most indepth study on the subject of inanimate vampirical objects, "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle"
I can therefore come to only one conclusion. I think I own a.....
Da da da Daaaaaaaaa!
Vampire Bass.
I am unsure how this is going to pan out people so keep the net free & watch this page for more information.
I can only hope I am its only victim & that there arn't any more of the buggers out there.
This is Felix....signing off.
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