I demand...

[strummer]

...MusicMan halt production and make me a bright yellow Bongo 5 HH without any knobs on it. The whole preamp should be there, but knobs on the inside.

Anyone else have any perfectly reasonable demands?

 

[TommyK-Stingray]

Yes, why not?.... while they're at it they can make me a Bongo5 H in Dargie I with a Roasted, all maple, birdseye, 22 fret neck and Stingray 3EQ pre-amp Thanks.. I await with eager anticipation..........


(Or if thats too much bother, a 5 string Sabre, honestly you would sell a million units.......)

 

[MrMusashi]

i want a new york minute bass

lessee.. today that is a sr5 hh, black, black, nonmatching, 19mm
tomorrow, who knows?

MrM

 

[cellkirk74]

Well, I could use a sports car

 

[fly]

i want a lefty Sterling like Chuck's,but strung as a righty.........any possibilities on that?

 

[keko]

I can see, ...the Sun is shining very strong all over the world these days, ...it's pretty hot outside and some people can't stand it!

What's wrong with ya people?

Or, ...it's just another "joke Thread"?

 

[iamcatwarrior]

...Well, I'm still waiting -- increasingly impatiently, might I add -- on the super secret Dargie Delight III package.

And if they don't give me what I want, I'll get so mad that I'll go complain about it on teh Interwebz.

 

[drTStingray]

...make me a bright yellow Bongo 5 HH

yes please - I would be order #2 on this - but surely the knobs are essential to the Bongo look

Love the thread, Strummer.

 

[madbassplaya]

I want a Bongo 5 but I demand it have these features:

1. HHH Pickup configs with 2 4 band pre's.
2. I want coil taps and active passive for each pickup.
3. Solid quilted maple body finished in a transparent green.
4. I want the neck to be roasted for stability but still painted.
5. I want it to be a short scale.
6. It needs to have 9 strings.
7. I want a letter of authenticity stating that this is the dumbest idea ever.

 

[iamcatwarrior]

I want a Bongo 5 but I demand it have these features:

1. HHH Pickup configs with 2 4 band pre's.
2. I want coil taps and active passive for each pickup.
3. Solid quilted maple body finished in a transparent green.
4. I want the neck to be roasted for stability but still painted.
5. I want it to be a short scale.
6. It needs to have 9 strings.
7. I want a letter of authenticity stating that this is the dumbest idea ever.

LOL

And it should make you breakfast and drive you to work in the morning!

 

[keko]

7. I want a letter of authenticity stating that this is the dumbest idea ever.

I think this one could be arranged!

 

[madbassplaya]

I think this one could be arranged!

It has to be. I demand it!

 

[maddog]

world peace and an end to hunger.

 

[madbassplaya]

world peace and an end to hunger.

Geez...way to kill a thread and make us feel like @$$es...

 

[Big Poppa]

I demand one day without asshats. ahahahahahahah Just one! I demand some of the people who attacked me to say it directly to koogies face...(love ya koogs)

 

[Basswave]

I demand one day without asshats. ahahahahahahah Just one!

I think the madbassplaya 9 string Bongo is a more reasonable demand that yours...Even for one day.

Sorry BP

 

[cellkirk74]

world peace and an end to hunger.

You're up to the Miss Bassforums Contest, huh?

 

[maddog]

I have to make up for my crappy bass playing with congeniality.

 

[bassmonkeee]

I have to make up for my crappy bass playing with congeniality.

Yeah, but you are going to nail the swimsuit competition.

 

[nichts]

I've grown quite tired of paying for stuff so my demand would be that any bass that I want would be free.