I hate it when people play with my balls

[INMT]

Funny, this is one of the reasons behind buying my son his Silo.

 

[KISSMYBALLS]

Today I arrived home from work and could hear playing upstairs...kind of a jp sound
I walked in and found my father playing my JP LE06

did you tell him to go get his own!!!

 

[Phazer]

You could always get your own place to live. That would keep his hands off your stuff for sure.

If I had a proper job and wasn't 18 I might seriously think about it xD

 

[daangroen]

The only one who can touch my balls is my girlfriend, she thinks they look great and sound good, plus she started playing guitar a while ago ^^ balls are only for special people eh!

 

[Phazer]

I agree...girls can touch my balls whenever they want to
lol

 

[robelinda2]

i always let people play with any of my EBMM's, gotta spread the word!

 

[GuitarHack]

So much for BP's plea for a moratorium on "ball" double entendres

 

[Multiversal]

I let as many people as I can play my JP at school..

Then again, I go to a music school.. so most people know what they're doing.

Many people even refuse to play it before they wash their hands.

 

[Charles]

What's funny about this is I have a bandmate who's SUPER protective (Like you can't literally lay a finger on it without him getting angry) of all his cheap little garbage gear. Yet he uses my Balls and Marshalls all the time. From now on he's not going to touch any of my gear. Definitely not my new JP!

 

[guitarman23]

no one will dare put a finger or hair on my y2d!!!!!! the only eb guitar i sort of let people play is my blue morse, but still i dont like people putin a hand on or finger on my balls(lol)
only a close friend that i have can use them.... thats all i have to say.

 

[73h Nils]

I agree...girls can touch my balls whenever they want to
lol

It was only a matter of time until that joke came out, hehe....

 

[paranoid70]

The bass player in my band has probably played my Stingray as much as I have. He sometimes doesn't have time to go home and bring his bass, so he calls me ask me to bring mine. I am happy to oblige.... it sounds better than his bass anyway.

My buddy came to visit me on Thanksgiving weekned. After lunch I handed him my 20th and said, you have got to play this guitar! We jammed for a few hours, it was like old times.

I guess if I will let the urologist touch my balls, I can let my friends play with my guitars.

 

[Jodizzle]

Hey Jodizzle,

Did you ever post pics of your Sterling before? Those Blue Bursts are awesome!

Brother Bizzle ... check out the Bass photo gallery. Please excuse my lazy photo skills

 

[Smellybum]

i always let people play with any of my EBMM's, gotta spread the word!

+ 1 ROb - it's the closest I come to doing missionary work! - I've turned so many strat players with my AL it's amazing, I'm probably responsible for 40% of UK ebay sales of US Strats - I should hit them up for a cut!

 

[silverburst]

Hey Jodizzle,

Did you ever post pics of your Sterling before? Those Blue Bursts are awesome!

Threadjack. Here's one of the older bluebursts, which is abit lighter than the newer ones, it seems:

 

[whitestrat]

I'm fine as long as they ask... But I'm a bit touchy if they have sweaty palms... heh...

 

[aníbalsantander]

i just don't care about who is playing my al, in fact, I don't have any problem in lending it for a couple of weeks if someone want to testdrive it. it doesn't bother me that someone lets his fingerprints on my al, I f****n hate clean guitars.

 

[Ponch]

haha same in here, no problem at all, in fact that I encourage them to try, cause it will change their LIFE! muahaha. I have suggestion about the bullet proof glass case..hmm where can I get it ?

 

[banjoplayer]

It doesn´t happen often but when the person can play guitar I like it when he plays my ball.

None of my mates have a ball, so maybe he is pleased so much, that he wishes himself one.

...and, I always am afraid how beautiful my ball is - I can see it better, when someone else plays it!

 

[Phazer]

Well, if it's like my music teacher at the accademy where I go, I'm happy because he owns an axis and also loves EBMM's.
I really don't like though when it's people who just think it's any guitar....