Steve Dude Barr
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Get yourself a nice new BONGO5 with a huge pair of HumDingers
Why don't you settle down with a nice girl?
Ma!!! I settle down with a nice girl every night!! Can I borrow this knife?
Get yourself a nice new BONGO5 with a huge pair of HumDingers
Why don't you settle down with a nice girl?
Ma!!! I settle down with a nice girl every night!! Can I borrow this knife?
bovinehost said:Easy on the advice, boys.
You know what I'm talking about.
Jack
Steve Dude Barr said:So...where's Trav????
Ouch!Big Poppa said:breaking up on MSN......I hope you were buying the wedding ring at walmart......
I had some friends come over and we planned a random trip out to my land. We rode four wheelers, and other redneck type stuff.
tiffles said:youve got quad bikes?? niiiiice![]()
I've just had to wipe tears from my eyes after reading thatsyciprider said:10 reasons why your MM bass is better than a woman:
1. Your MM doesn't mind if you look at a Fender.
2. Your MM doesn't mind if you subscribe to Bass Player.
3. Your MM doesn't mind if you slap it.
4. Your MM doesn't mind if your fingers are too short for the first position.
5. You can play with your MM as soon as you get it.
6. Your MM only needs new strings every 6 months.
7. You can loan your MM to a friend. You can even play a friend's MM!
8. You can trade your MM to Shamus once you tire of it.
9. You can talk about the other great basses you had infront of your MM.
10. Your MM will always have a nice bottom.
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Posted with due apologies to the forum's distaff set.
syciprider said:10 reasons why your MM bass is better than a woman:
1. Your MM doesn't mind if you look at a Fender.
2. Your MM doesn't mind if you subscribe to Bass Player.
3. Your MM doesn't mind if you slap it.
4. Your MM doesn't mind if your fingers are too short for the first position.
5. You can play with your MM as soon as you get it.
6. Your MM only needs new strings every 6 months.
7. You can loan your MM to a friend. You can even play a friend's MM!
8. You can trade your MM to Shamus once you tire of it.
9. You can talk about the other great basses you had infront of your MM.
10. Your MM will always have a nice bottom.
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Posted with due apologies to the forum's distaff set.