Josh O
Well-known member
So I had this wacky ass dream last night that I went into a Guitar Center, no particular one, to pick up a takeout order of spaghetti with meatballs and I decided to peruse the inventory while I waited for my food to finish cooking (yes, this in itself should alert me to call a doctor
) and I headed to the back room where they had some EBMM guitars hanging on the wall and they had a couple of Lukes, some Axis', and two EVH models. One was a natural. The other..............an EVH bass in natural. That's right, I said bass and it sure was sharp looking too and I remember a sales dood saying "yep, not many of those around, a great bass for a guitar player looking to play a four string". It was a sweet looking instrument for sure, the best my subconscious apparently could come up with.
So I ask my fellow knuckleheads, put me on the couch, what does this all mean? Is it:
a. I need a bass
b. I need an EVH guitar
c. I need a plate of spaghetti and meatballs
d. I shouldn't eat a Freschetta frozen pizza at 9:00 p.m.?
) and I headed to the back room where they had some EBMM guitars hanging on the wall and they had a couple of Lukes, some Axis', and two EVH models. One was a natural. The other..............an EVH bass in natural. That's right, I said bass and it sure was sharp looking too and I remember a sales dood saying "yep, not many of those around, a great bass for a guitar player looking to play a four string". It was a sweet looking instrument for sure, the best my subconscious apparently could come up with. So I ask my fellow knuckleheads, put me on the couch, what does this all mean? Is it:
a. I need a bass
b. I need an EVH guitar
c. I need a plate of spaghetti and meatballs
d. I shouldn't eat a Freschetta frozen pizza at 9:00 p.m.?
