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KennethB

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Tube amp lovers can relate:

(From gearslutz.com, I read it on Talkbass)

Dear Abby,

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called, she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine, who is also a guitar player, told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.

I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she shows up, and who she shows up with."

He agreed. Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three. Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks,
Very Concerned


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Dizzy

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Take the old tube out whilst still red hot, smash it in 1 billion sharp, hot pieces and feed it to your wife.

(I could have got a lot more crude & spiteful by NOT smashing it)


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:D :D :D :D
 

Junior

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:D :D :D

I laughed my a$$ off! :D I heard something like that but with a car tire or something similar...
 

OrangeChannel

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I'm having a hard time figuring out if some of you guys seriously think that that is not a joke...I love the punchline, but they should have incvuding something about a rack, wiring it, and ground loops...I guess that's too involved tho...carry on. :)
 

peterd79

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I guess if his "wife" was a little loose in the bottom end would've made it funnier... lol!
 
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