Since we're dreaming out loud, I'd like one of each instrument at a discounted price... if that's a no-go, then the 'short list' would be:
* an Albert Lee (that BFR in pinkburst looks amazing.. or Spud's black cherry burst)
* a BFR Petrucci - tobacco burst, bahama blue burst or walnut burst
* a Sterling HS - color undecided.. maybe blue dawn?
And of course, some free strings and guitar polish every once in a while.
Oh.. and an EB Wah pedal!
Of course, I'd plug those instruments at every opportunity like the shameless whore that I am so that I'd 'earn my keep'. (This whole fantasy assumes we've got some degree of fame, right?)
Meanwhile, I already feel like a mini-endorsee. We get amazing treatment, inside information, sneak peeks at what's in the pipeline, and interaction with people at every level in the company. Heck, sometimes we even get first crack at things like Dargie Delights!