I’m Now A Senior!....Here Come The Perks!

[Slav123]

Here’s the latest list of Senior Member Perks so far…

1. Factory Tour Invite from BP (I guess that I will get that in the mail any day now?)
2. 10% Off Coupon for Any EBMM Guitar at DuBALDO Music (I guess that’s coming in the mail too, Pete?)
3. Special eMail Alerts When Fing Decides To Sell Another One of His Beautiful Balls (I love you too Fing)
4. Exclusive Economy and Employment Updates from Smelly (Sorry Smelly…)
5. Special 800 Hot-line Number When You Need Technical Help With Your Balls (wait, that exists today for everyone )
6. Half Price Movie Tickets!!!
7. Senior Member Welcome Ceremony at Dizzy's Place
8. You’re Allowed to Add BP As a Friend On Facebook and Send Him PM’s
9. You Get to Abuse Smelly Even More So Than Before!
10. You Get Pete’s Private eMail Address for Priceless Forum Usage and EBMM Guitar Advice

Still love you guys!
Slav

 

[browndog]

What dictates what when deciding who becomes a senior member? Is it solely based on the number of posts?

Congrats on becoming a Senior Slav.

 

[Slav123]

Thanks and it's 200 posts. It doesn't hurt to have a few interesting threads too...

Slav

 

[browndog]

Thanks Slav. To bad that list wasn’t real. I would kill for a factory tour.

 

[bkrumme]

Thanks Slav. To bad that list wasn’t real. I would kill for a factory tour.

Indeed. A factory tour would be awesome! I'd want to see the guitars AND the strings being made, though.

 

[Jack FFR1846]

Wow....I'm a senior member too.....never noticed.

I've got to think in my case that it's due to my age being so close to BP's....


or because of my post whoring.....

 

[Sweat]

And dont forget you get the special EBMM bottle of Grecian Formula, helps keep that rock star look

 

[Slav123]

Nice Fing! Do the bottles of Grecian Formula come with the timeless Members Only jackets?

Slav

 

[Stratty316]

Pete says, "you can just post to every reply to get to 500 faster"

thanks... (see next post)

 

[Stratty316]

for the.... (see next post)

 

[Stratty316]

great idea, Pete! Haha... ok no more... that sucks!

 

[kimonostereo]

Hrm. It'll be a while before I'm a senior!

 

[Stevie]

Slav, I also hear there are some binkini clad dancing girls that come to your house to help you whet your appetite for more balls!

 

[Slav123]

Thanks Stevie, you had me at bikini

Slav

 

[jamminjim]

Wow now there's senior bashing... LOL

 

[Slav123]

Indeed. A factory tour would be awesome! I'd want to see the guitars AND the strings being made, though.

You never know, BP is out here and just like Willy Wonka and his Chocolate Factory BP and his Magical Guitar Factory can make our dreams come true!

I always wondered how he made those delicious Axis' play so nice! Maybe we can find out all of the secrets at the factory!

Slav

 

[Stratty316]

Yeah, oh well... who wants to get to 200 or 500 that way anyway.... haha

 

[Slav123]

Damn, I think that Pete was right after all. You're at 85 now...
That Pete, he knows everything!!!

Slav

 

[azazael]

Don't forget...

1. Special access to the BP diet plan.
2. Bodybuilding tips from JP.
3. Facial hair grooming tips from Luke.
4. 1 on 1 lesson to play his legendary Smoke on the water riff directly from Morse.
5. Albert gets to sleep on your couch when hes in your area on tour ... or is that just BPs couch

 

[leftyguitarblue]

You never know, BP is out here and just like Willy Wonka and his Chocolate Factory BP and his Magical Guitar Factory can make our dreams come true!

I always wondered how he made those delicious Axis' play so nice! Maybe we can find out all of the secrets at the factory!

Slav