I’m Now A Senior!....Here Come The Perks!

[Slav123]

Now that's what I'm talking about! Awesome stuff Azazael!

Here's the updated Senior Perks list:

1. Factory Tour Invite from BP (I guess that I will get that in the mail any day now?)
2. 10% Off Coupon for Any EBMM Guitar at DuBALDO Music (I guess that’s coming in the mail too, Pete?)
3. Special eMail Alerts When Fing Decides To Sell Another One of His Beautiful Balls (I love you too Fing)
4. Exclusive Economy and Employment Updates from Smelly (Sorry Smelly…)
5. Special 800 Hot-line Number When You Need Technical Help With Your Balls (wait, that exists today for everyone )
6. Half Price Movie Tickets!!!
7. Senior Member Welcome Ceremony at Dizzy's Place
8. You’re Allowed to Add BP As a Friend On Facebook and Send Him PM’s
9. You Get to Abuse Smelly Even More So Than Before!
10. You Get Pete’s Private eMail Address for Priceless Forum Usage and EBMM Guitar Advice
11. Special access to the BP diet plan
12. Bodybuilding tips from JP
13. Facial hair grooming tips from Luke
14. 1 on 1 lesson to play his legendary Smoke on the water riff directly from Morse
15. Albert gets to sleep on your couch when hes in your area on tour ... or is that just BPs couch

 

[SteveB]

Now that you're a SENIOR member you get to:

* share your amazing insights as to how BP should run the company.

* criticize all new product sneak previews, suggesting the "missing feature that would make you buy it for sure"

* question why EBMM products cost more in other countries.

* make "Ball" jokes.

What? You've already been doing these things?

In that case, SENIOR membership will additionally grant you the right to:

* wash the themed costumes used by EBMM staff at trade shows

* top off the fluids in BP's cars

* taunt Dargin about his favorite baseball team

* browse the contents of Dudley's trash can

* intern for Tomas to learn the art of sourcing left-handed wood

* freely drop the term "neodymium"

Congratulations, and please use caution.

 

[Slav123]

That's Awesome Lefty! I can't believe that I missed your work of art post!

Slav

 

[brasco68]

That's Awesome Lefty! I can't believe that I missed your work of art post!

Slav

See..already off to a bad start....and you call yourself a senior member.

 

[Slav123]

Now that you're a SENIOR member you get to:

* share your amazing insights as to how BP should run the company.

* criticize all new product sneak previews, suggesting the "missing feature that would make you buy it for sure"

* question why EBMM products cost more in other countries.

* make "Ball" jokes.

What? You've already been doing these things?

In that case, SENIOR membership will additionally grant you the right to:

* wash the themed costumes used by EBMM staff at trade shows

* top off the fluids in BP's cars

* taunt Dargin about his favorite baseball team

* browse the contents of Dudley's trash can

* intern for Tomas to learn the art of sourcing left-handed wood

* freely drop the term "neodymium"

Congratulations, and please use caution.

Thanks Steve, will do! Can I also add to your list * Receive a free Primanti Bros. sandwich (with egg) every time I visit Pitts?

Slav

 

[Slav123]

See..already off to a bad start....and you call yourself a senior member.

You Super Seniors are strict man...

Slav

 

[DrGonzo5150]

Now that you're a SENIOR member you get to:

* share your amazing insights as to how BP should run the company.

* criticize all new product sneak previews, suggesting the "missing feature that would make you buy it for sure"

* question why EBMM products cost more in other countries.

+1

It's hilarious how often these come up!!!

Oohh let's not forget:
*argue about the feasibility of a photoshop 'guitar builder' system on the website

 

[SteveB]

Thanks Steve, will do! Can I also add to your list * Receive a free Primanti Bros. sandwich (with egg) every time I visit Pitts?

Slav

I'd be glad to buy you one when you're in town. Not sure about every time, depends how often you come to town!

+1

It's hilarious how often these come up!!!

Oohh let's not forget:
*argue about the feasibility of a photoshop 'guitar builder' system on the website

Thanks Gonzo, but I was secretly hoping that photoshop guitar builder would see the light of day..

 

[V_S]

I want

 

[V_S]

to

 

[V_S]

be

 

[V_S]

a senior

 

[V_S]

member, too!
Sorry, couldn't resist seeing all that goodies that come with the senior membership.

 

[Feynman]

At the rate I post, I'll be there in no time!

Better speed things up. I want the facial hair clinic.

 

[Dizzy]

Congrats Slav

Your Balls have finally dropped.................

 

[Voo]

ROFLMAO DIzzy best response ever hahaha

 

[Slav123]

Congrats Slav

Your Balls have finally dropped.................

I would rather not talk about it...

Thanks Dizz!
Slav