Joining the Banned

[bovinehost]

When someone is banned, there is an option, "Reason To Show User".

It's usually just a spammer, but I like to give them something to consider other than "Spam!"

So here are some of my reasons, and I do hope they see them:

1. "You make me sad."

2. "Ask your mom."

3. "Buddha wouldn't approve of spam."

4. "You're What Effs Up A Perfectly Good Internet."

5. "Runs With Scissors."

6. "Your mother smells of elderberries." (Wonder what he made of that.)

7. "You insulted my religion! Not really, you're just a spammer."

8. "One good turn deserves another." (For a special friend.)

9. "Because I Hate You."

10. "You Really Are a Putz." (username: yukaputz)


I bet they don't really appreciate the effort.

Jack

 

[RobertB]

haha

 

[oli@bass]

They don't. But it gives you some satisfaction... so it's time well spent... like playing bass in your living room just for the fun of it

 

[Ken Baker]

So here are some of my reasons, and I do hope they see them:

If you haven't already, you probably ought to look up some Happy Bunny. My niece has a window sticker on her car, "You suck and that's sad." Of course, there's a smiling Happy Bunny right there.

Ken...

 

[Goofball Jones]

You make me sad to ask your mom about Budda running with scissors.

 

[SteveB]

Jack,

You mean you can't attach a little audio clip for them? Say a small sample of
"I want you to join together with the banned!"

 

[Colin]

Jack, please don't be to hard on them and scare them off completely. I don't want to have to start paying full price on Viagra...

 

[bovinehost]

Jack, please don't be to hard on them and scare them off completely. I don't want to have to start paying full price on Viagra...

Hmmm, I thought you said you were going with Cialis.

 

[Colin]

Hmmm, I thought you said you were going with Cialis.

I'm trialing "Cialas Lite" at the moment, it has only half the fat...

 

[Oldtoe]

Another one to consider: "Smells like the handset of a public telephone."

 

[tombboy]

6. "Your mother smells of elderberries." (Wonder what he made of that.)

Hey Jack...
The actual quote is:
"Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelled of elderberries!"
John Cleese (French Knight) in Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

Great list though..

How about adding "Jesus Loves You! (Everyone else on here thinks you're a #*@$!!)"

Tombboy (the pedantic one!!)

 

[newtley]

engrish am funny

I'm in a band called "The Banned"..
We're from Would Stock. We have bit hits, like The Wait and Oh Feel Ya and Help Les.

wow..coffee deprivation is a serious thing..
<ouch>

 

[Raimond S]

I'm in a band called "The Banned"..
We're from Would Stock. We have bit hits, like The Wait and Oh Feel Ya and Help Les.

wow..coffee deprivation is a serious thing..
<ouch>

lol

 

[dr shred]

I'm trialing "Cialas Lite" at the moment, it has only half the fat...

Hahahaha that is the worst joke ever!

 

[Multiversal]

Hmmm, I thought you said you were going with Cialis.

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[Freddels]

Uncle Junior!!