Just heard a funny BP Story

[Steve Dude Barr]

So I was talking to one of my friendly competitors in Motor City who told me about BP doing a seminar at a Guitar Center in town a while back where BP was pointing out the benefits of EBMM's having a truss rod wheel where he said:

"You can use a screw driver, allen wrench or your penis." in front of a large crowd including mothers and small children...LOL...this true BP?

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Heh heh heh. THATS funny


<---- trying not to take this to "the next level"

 

[BradBassMan]

Hmm..im a big fan of accurate adjustments.... ...must give that one a go BP........

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

must give that one a go BP

That means that BP's is small enough to fit that little hole in the adjustment wheel.

<---The ladies call me "Coke Can Man"

 

[bassmonkeee]

That means that BP's is small enough to fit that little hole in the adjustment wheel.

<---The ladies call me "Coke Can Man"

That was "Coke Bottle Man," and I don't think it was meant as a compliment, Dearie.

Got my Cafe Walter yesterday, Dude. You're the best!

 

[BradBassMan]

thats is certainly diddy.....no where have i heard that said to me before??

 

[Dargin]

maybe half a coke can and two bing cherries

 

[BradBassMan]

lmao.....

 

[Psycho Ward]

I just tried the penis thing, but at my age I wound up with too much relief, the strings are way too high and floppy now…

 

[BradBassMan]

hmmmmm..not a cream to solve that one i suppose? damn.....

 

[Urwordsbreakmed]

bp is ignoring this topic lol

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

bp is ignoring this topic lol

That's probably because he doesn't remember...my "source" said he HBD.

 

[cgworkman]

So I was talking to one of my friendly competitors in Motor City who told me about BP doing a seminar at a Guitar Center in town a while back where BP was pointing out the benefits of EBMM's having a truss rod wheel where he said:

"You can use a screw driver, allen wrench or your penis." in front of a large crowd including mothers and small children...LOL...this true BP?

If this is true, then BP is now officially my god.

LMAO!

 

[Joe Nerve]

I'm gonna go try that now. Mine looks like the perfect size.

 

[Big Poppa]

Ok kids Im in SLO just put Dargie to bed...he cant hang with the poppa...I didnt say that comment in front of kids and stuff I said that in a small cluster with some jackassses that wear black tee shirts/ I know everything look I said that you could even use YOUR penis....btw I was sober I had a town car and got to eat at the Rattlesnake club My favorite rest...in the world.....


Darg as far as the bing cherrie comment Mine is more like a dimmer switch and two figs

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I got yer "bing cherries" hanging "right heah"...see ya at the grill...I've have commenced my binge...up till shuttle at this stage now...it's on now...see ya soon...call in the foam trucks...incoming!!

"The Poophead Tour '05" has commenced...

 

[JB1]

Darg as far as the bing cherrie comment Mine is more like a dimmer switch and two figs

Classic!

My little brother would call it his 'stack of pink buttons'

 

[bovinehost]

Equipment aside, Ben and I got a thumbs down on standby so we're back at Camp Bovine eating biscuits and persuing the internet.

Jon, email sent. We'll be landing in SLO at 3 pm, just like before. We hoped for earlier, but.....freakin' airlines!