Lefty SR5 for sale

[Psycho Ward]

Yeah boys and girls I’m putting my beloved lefty natural/tort/maple SR5 up on eBay. I thought I’d try my ad on you guys before I go to auction.. I hate to part with her, but I’ve got to pay for a hair transplant.

For Sale,

Gently used Lefty StingRay 5. This bass is in absolute MINT condition, I’ve never played this bass with any clothes on. There are no scratches, dents or buckle rash (although I developed a rash on my stomach from extended playing…. There again in my smoke free house, with excellent ventilation and indoor plumbing.)

Original case included, along with an autographed copy of me playing the bass naked!
































*This a Joke, repeat, this is only a Joke.*

 

[Figjam]

i was gonna say...

 

[AnthonyD]

Suddenly "Dude licked basses" are looking quite tame...

 

[Freddy-G.]

How much for just the photo?


























Just kiddin'.





What? You think this is Broke Bass Mountain?

 

[Bill]

*This a Joke, repeat, this is only a Joke.*

What's the joke...the bass sale, or that you've never played it with clothes on?

 

[Dr Stankface]

Probably the bass.

Andrew

 

[Colin]

Had a sound guy that had started a hair transplant but didn't complete the visits. Whenever he would bend down to patch leads, all you could see was rows of little holes in his head. I wonder if they make that spray on hair still? (present for Chuck when the new bass arrives)

Colin

 

[Aussie Mark]

http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepit/showthread.php?t=11491

 

[radiotrib]

I’ve never played this bass with any clothes on

Original case included, along with an autographed copy of me playing the bass naked.

Go for a HUGE discount .. Chuck may have been naked, but his twin sister wore clothes when she played it ...

... apart from the bra she was also wearing Y-FRONTS !!!

Proof !!!!

 

[Dr Stankface]

ROFL!!!

Andrew

 

[Moondog]

I love your breast work trib!
LOL

 

[Moondog]

Chuck may have been naked, but his twin sister wore clothes when she played it ...

Chuck, is your sister single?
she's a hottie!

doesn't look anything like you IMO.