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Let’s speculate and possibly start a rumor.

I like the idea of a twelve string EBMM - quite possibly true too - didn't PRS just introduce a 12 string (according to the reviews it's a dynamite axe).
 
I'm liking the fact that they are brining back the SPARKLE colors!!!!!

1. Glacier Blue
2. Sunset Orange
3. Lipstick Pink
4. Surf Yellow (Dick Dale F**der color)
5. Ocean Blue
6. Grape Purple PurpleSport
7. Sheetmetal Gray
8. White Snow
9. Super Candy Apple Red
10. Emerald Forest Green

Sorry all Blue Dawn is a dead color the want/need it to high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Later, Glenn |B)
 
In light of the free string promotion being discontinued
and in deference to Jon's horticultural avocation :)
when registering the new guitar introduced at NAMM, EBMM will now send you..

A SHRUBBERY

Then, when registering your next guitar, EBMM will send you...

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY
to create a two level effect with a little path running through the middle.

After registering your third EBMM guitar you will then have to..

Cut down the tallest and stoutest tree in the forest wiith...

A HERRING

Sorry, couldn't resist :p :D
 
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

;)
 
"oh.. and not too expensive.."

ah, but I digress..

Here's a revolutionary idea: EBMM is making a 14-string guitar.. it's the 12-string version of a 7-string guitar, available in sparkle finishes, each hand signed by EVH, Steve Morse, John Petrucci, Steve Lukather, and el Jardinero..

..and it smells of elderberries!
 
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fr. The Devil's Dictionary (Ambrose Bierce, 1911):

ACCORDION, n.
An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

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And don't let it happen again! :mad:
 
Perfect pitch is when you throw an accordian in a dumpster, and it lands on a banjo :D
 
OK. Enough speculating. I'll just ask.

Jon,
Is there a new guitar coming out?

I feel (which by the very fact that I am saying it means it's wrong) we are the people that deserve to be privi this type of information. This way I can figure out how to get my finances straight to order one ASAP.
 
I think that the annoucement is that EBMM is going to start making an Aucoustic (Spelling) guitar.

From the survey that they sent out, which I might add was a pretty cool thing too do.

Later, Glenn |B)
 
Scott and Jon this is a speculation thread, so I speculated, wrongly, but I speculated.

We'll all just have to wait, and wait and wait.

I hope we can wait.

P.S. Keith, she's not a stripper she's a former porn star turned secretary.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Glenn |B)
 
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