If you see someone who looks like a giant walking Q-tip with a Desert Gold Sterling creating a scene, just call the cops have them drag me away.
bovinehost said:That is such a very bad idea. Very very very bad, sir. And when you say "use it much like Dargin uses his martini green bass", I can only assume you mean use it to torture me, keep me awake at night and ruin my appetite?
There are so many basses I can't have! I mean, okay, I have a fair number right now and have owned even more in the past, but lordy lordy, once you begin to look at the number of basses I HAVEN'T owned, it becomes almost unfathomable, really.
And sure, there's pain involved. To be sure.
In the past, we have had threads dealing with problems and gripes and minor stuff, and it has ALWAYS (a) been addressed and usually (b) FIXED to everyone's satisfaction, with great slathering kudos to Jon and Scottie. Even things that probably shouldn't have been the company's responsibility - like obsolete parts for basses too old to be considered EB, necks gone weird from bad storage, etc - I've yet to see a problem that wasn't fixed. Any time I see "criticism" in a title, I first consider what we here know to be the facts - that we are taken care of in ways that Gibson owners can only dream of.
Well, it's good to see that (a) it's a family thing and (b) there is at least a consensus on how best to hurt me.
Deeply.
Now I'm off to Google photos of camels.