I got an idea! How about we send our psycedelic artist jesse in indio a white base coated single h bongo body and neck and have him apply wild 60's san francisco acid art and then top coat it and I will use it much like dargin uses his martini green bass.
That is such a very bad idea. Very very very bad, sir. And when you say "use it much like Dargin uses his martini green bass", I can only assume you mean use it to torture me, keep me awake at night and ruin my appetite?
he will see below big Poppa another bass he can't have
There are so many basses I can't have! I mean, okay, I have a fair number right now and have owned even more in the past, but lordy lordy, once you begin to look at the number of basses I HAVEN'T owned, it becomes almost unfathomable, really.
And sure, there's pain involved. To be sure.
By the way I thought the criticism post was amusing but ineffectual.
In the past, we have had threads dealing with problems and gripes and minor stuff, and it has ALWAYS (a) been addressed and usually (b) FIXED to everyone's satisfaction, with great slathering kudos to Jon and Scottie. Even things that probably shouldn't have been the company's responsibility - like obsolete parts for basses too old to be considered EB, necks gone weird from bad storage, etc - I've yet to see a problem that wasn't fixed. Any time I see "criticism" in a title, I first consider what we here know to be the facts - that we are taken care of in ways that Gibson owners can only dream of.
I am all for free speech on this forum provided it isn't personal or insensitive. (except to torture Bovine with basses)
Well, it's good to see that (a) it's a family thing and (b) there is at least a consensus on how best to hurt me.
Deeply.
Now I'm off to Google photos of camels.
